Presenting: the Smash Brothers. Led by the Afro-bearin Mr. Z, they stand in the way of all that is evil!!! For evil is a foot, and only by scrubbing with the foot powder that is goodness, can we cleanse the stench that is evilness!!! Weird comparison huh, thats why this section is titled "Weird Stuff and Humor".
Zesty Italiano
Capable of shooting fireballs from his arms, growing to twice his height, and can fly by flapping his raccoon tail. Second in Command of the team, he also has a sister, Spicy Italiana.
Spicy Italiana
Has the same powers as Zesty, though she is a little bit taller and wears green.
Mad Donkey
Blessed with super strength and a makeshift hammer made by attaching a stick to a barrel, he is the heavy hitter of the team.
Swordsman
Has no superpowers of his own, but relies on his hand-to-hand combat skills to help out in a pitch.
Gun Valkyr
Being in possession of a suit that can roll itself into a ball, as well as drop mines, fire charged laser bursts, go into a pre-programmed attack sequence, and shoot fire, she also has a huge trophy wall of big game.
Green Dino
Can encase anyone in an egg for a limited amount of time before they break out. Also spits explosive eggs out of his mouth and has a big tail. Can fly for a short period of time.
Cream Puff
She is able to fly and copy the attacks of anyone she touches. Also has a katana that she uses to deadly effect, and can turn into a rock.
Thunder Rat
Very fast and can fire bolts of electricity.
Sky Fox
He can fly with his jet pack and has a laser gun and a relecting shield that hurts a lot when he bashes someone with it.
Falcon
Very fast and knows martial arts, he can also manipulate fire for a certain effect, which is when he punches someone.
White Boy
Wields a baseball bat and a yoyo as his weapons. Can create a burst of energy that can punch with the force of a mad bull. Can also create a psionic shield that works the same way as Sky Fox's shield.
Jiggly Spears
Can fly, and puts enemies to sleep by singing.