Mario, hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, vs Sonic, superfast hedgehog
			Mario, hero of Mushroom Kingdom, and the mascot of Nintendo, vs Sonic, a really really fast hedgehog, one of the first games by Sega. Who will win?
				Sonic just climbed up Mt. Hua, munching on a chili dog. Suddenly repetitive music starts playing, and he looks up to see...a guy in blue overalls and a red hat jump up and land in front of him. "Hey, it'sa me-ah, Mario. I see you have come too, Sonic? Ha! Sega will never beat Nintendo!!! Never!!! Mwahahahaha!!!" Sonic swallows the rest of his chili dog. "Never, eh? Never THIS!". With amazing speed Sonic plows into Mario and knocks him back a few feet. "Mama mia, you-a wants ta play rough, eh?"(this is supposed to be a typed version of
Mario's accent). He then proceeds to take a mushroom and a fireflower out of his pocket and swallows them. Suddenly he becomes twice as tall as he used to be, and his hat and clothes turn white. "What the?" Sonic could only utter those two words as Mario begins shooting fireballs at him. His arm is shooting off fireballs like an AK and Sonic barely manages to dodge them.      Suddenly a lightbulb appears on top of Sonic's head. "Hey, there must be other stuff in his pockets too!" he thinks to himself. Putting on an extra burst of speed, he rushes up to Mario, grabs a fistful of stuff from his pockets, then runs circles around Mario while seeing what he looted. A leaf, a star, and 3 turtle shells. Sonic first swallows the leaf. Immediately a raccoon tail sprouts from his rear, and two raccoon ears replace his hedgehog ears. Sonic also finds out he can fly by flapping his tail up and down, for some reason unknown to man. He looks at the star, decides that it's probably important, and stashes it in his sneakers. He throws one of the turtle shells at Mario, who just barely manages to dodge it. Sonic then proceeds to throw the other two at Mario. One of them hit, and Mario suddenly shrinks into his originally size.      "Mama mia, now you-a pissing me off!" With that sentence, Mario takes out a metal and a normal caps with wings on it, puts it on his head, and suddenly turns into a Metal Mario with wings. Sonic tries to hit him with his super speed, but the metal covering only hurts his hand. "You see, Sega will NEVER beat Nintendo!" Mario then takes out a Fireflower, swalllows it, and shoots it into Sonic's face at point blank range. Sonic is knocked back, and gets pummeled repeatedly with fireballs that are coming at him with the speed of a Gatling. Finally Sonic is finished off with a slam and is pounded into the rocks of Mount Hua.      "Hey, it's me, Mario, thank you for playing Nintendo 64." With that phrase, Mario climbs up the ladder to the Round Two arena of the Mount Hua Kungfu Tournament.
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