Title - The Chase

Author - Kurara ( Kurara@utena.org )

Comments - Thanks everyone for your comments on my last fic. This
fic... well... Kurara is yet again doing a fic loosely based on a
movie. Well, see, if you see the movie, you'll see big differences..
It's been a long time, so pretty much, it's just the situation I'm
using. Anyway, I love this movie, and it's called "The Chase" heh.
It stars Charlie Sheen and Christine Swanson, so... watch it! ^^;;
Uhmm... let's just say this is in... LA! LOL....
Okay, on to the fic!
~kurara
"They call me Little John. OH! But don't let my name fool you! In
real life, I'm VERY big!" Little John

***
Part One

The heat bore down on the slim figure as it got out of the new sports
car and into the AM/PM. //Gosh... I'm gonna be late to the dinner
party, but I wanna get the next issue before I go shopping tonight...
Daddy won't mind... he's got so much else to do...// The blonde
thought while going into the convinience store.

In line was a red haired man with cigarettes in his hand. //Eww...
cigarettes are so nasty...// When he got to the counter, a police
man entered the store and the man tensed. //What the...// Next thing
he knew, the man was behind him, holding him close and shoving
something hard into his back. //A gun!// "Help!"

The police man held out his gun, but dropped it as the gun was shoved
further into the blonde's back. The blonde whimpered. "Put the gun
down." The red head ordered and the cop hesitantly did. "Where's
your car?" He asked the blonde.

"The... the red... sports car..."

"Keys." He ordered while holding out his hand and the blonde quickly
gave them to him and they were soon moving out to the car. The red
head pushed the blonde into the car and got in himself, starting it
and speeding away.

"So..." the red head said after a bit. "I think we'll be here for a
while.. what's your name?"

"Aren't you even afraid of the cops?"

The red head shrugged. "If they come, I'll lose them. I did
before..."

"Hmph. Well, THIS time they'll catch you."

"Why?"

"Because, _I'M_ Hayashi Shinya." Shinya glared hatefully at him from
his posistion pressed up against the door.

The red head shot his gaze at him. "No shit!" He hit his head onto
the steering wheel while somehow avoiding hitting other cars. "FUCK!"

Shinya gave a smug smile. "So, I'm sure as soon as my dad finds out,
the whole LAPD and CHP will be on your tail."

"Shit! Why'd I have to kidnap the governer's son?!"

"Hmph... well, since this is my first time being kidnapped, what's
YOUR name?"

"Die."

"Die? What kind of a name is that?"

"It's short for Daisuke, okay?" The red head sighed and sped up,
veering off into the edge of a mountain. "Luckily I know these
roads... I'll have us hidden..."

Shinya screamed as they encountered rocky roads and bumpy
hills. "What the hell?! Get me out! Get me o----AAAAHHH!!!"
Shinya gripped on the side of the door while Die laughed. "Stop
laughing! It's not funny!"

Die just ignored Shinya and after a bit more of screaming and nearly
tipping over the car, Die and Shinya soon found themselves on a road
that was pretty abandoned (so it's not realistic! bah!). Shinya
sighed and soon they heard a ringing sound. Shinya rustled around in
his bag and pulled out his cell phone. "Moshi moshi?... Dad!!
Yes!! I've been kidnapped! Hurry up and---hey! Give that back!"

Die rolled his eyes and put the phone to his ear. "Hello?"

"Is this the kidnapper?"

"Uhmm.. I guess so..."

"Let my son go."

"SHIT!! You're the governer, huh?"

"So, he has some brains after all. Let him go and I won't press
charges."

"Um, no." Die turned off the cell phone and put it at the side of
his seat.

"Give me back my phone! Let me talk to my dad!" Shinya tried
reaching over, but couldn't do it as Die just pushed him back.

"You know, I don't think you would've been so scared if you had your
seat belt on. Put it on."

Shinya glared, but realized Die was right, so put it on. He sighed
and looked out at the desert road. "So, where are we going? What
are you gonna do with me?"

"We're going to Tijuana (if it's spelt wrong, who cares!). When we
get there, I'll be free and I'll buy you a plane ticket home."

Shinya just looked at Die. "You're serious? You're not gonna beat
me or rape me or kill me?"

Die frowned. "No! I'm not a criminal!"

"I thought kinapping and car stealing were crimes." Shinya responded
mockingly with his arms crossed.

Die sighed. "It's not that simple..."

Shinya just shrugged. "Can I call my dad?"

Die shook his head. "He'll try to get our location from you and I
can't risk that." Shinya frowned and opened his magazine while
humming to himself. Die shrugged and continued to drive. "So...
ever been to Mexico?"

"No. I don't like third world countries." Shinya responded while
turning a page.

Die frowned and turned on the radio, trying to find a station, but
nothing appealed to him. While turning it off, he realized Shinya
was staring at him. "What?"

"Why did you kidnap me?"

Die sighed. "You won't believe me."

"Try me."

Die took a deep breath and concentrated on the road ahead of
him. "Remember the recent robberies? The ones done by the clown?"

Shinya nodded.

"Well, I do birthday parties... as a clown..." He narrowed his
eyebrows. "One day, I come home from a party I was working, and my
neighbor, Miss Crells, saw me. Apparently, there was a robbery in my
area and she called me in. So, now I'm on the run."

"But, if you didn't do it--"

"It doesn't matter because those cops will end up finding SOMETHING
to convict me on. I'm not going to prison." Shinya shrugged, but
then couldn't tear his eyes off of Die. Slowly, he could see Die
dressed up as a clown, red nose and all. Suddenly, the urge to
giggle was so strong, he couldn't keep it in. Die looked to him and
frowned. "What?"

Shinya shook his head. "You... as a clown..." Shinya curled up on
the edge of his seat and couldn't stop laughing.

Die frowned. "Fine, laugh at me. I don't care..."

***

Governer Yoshiki stormed into the LAPD headquarters, his aide Kyo
trailing behind him. He stopped at the chief's desk and told of his
situation and was led to the two most successful cops, Niikura and
Hara. Yoshiki hastily told them of their mission: to get Shinya
back, unharmed, at any cost.

Well, that's what DID happen. Now, Kaoru and Toshiya, previously
stated as Niikura and Hara, were in the LAPD locker rooms, changing
into thier uniforms for thier mission. Typically, since they were
only on-call officers, they didn't have to wear uniforms, but they
had to when they were on a chase like this (I know this isn't real,
but, bear with me.... police men are weird anyway...). Of course,
since it was Kaoru and Toshiya, not much got done in the time-frame
that it was supposed to.

"Kaoru!" Toshiya gasped as Kaoru's hand squeezed Toshiya's ass,
pulling him closer to himself. Toshiya moaned as he felt Kaoru's
other hand go down his pants.

Another typical day in the LAPD HQ....

***

Okay, stupid? Oh well. Live with it ^^
C/C?
~kurara

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