"But it’s not true!" Shinya mouthed, pouting slightly. Toshiya rolled his eyes and smiled, "It IS! That’s the way I have sex!" he whispered. The drummer fumed and fell silent. The other man grinned, knowing what he was thinking about. After a while, Shinya sighed and looked at him, "I still don’t believe you"

Toshiya hissed, "But it –is- like that!" he pouted, "You never believe me! You never believe whatever I say! It’s either Die or Kaoru or Kyo! You never trust me!!" Toshiya exclaimed, looking hurt, or at least, trying to look hurt. Shinya sighed again and placed his palm on his chin, "That’s becoz you don’t seem to be like a person I can trust!" Toshiya rolled his eyes, "Yeah, like you can trust Kyo who lies in every single interview! Like you can trust Die who always teases you and Kaoru the sex maniac!"

Shinya raised an eyebrow

Where was this going?

"Oh, so Kaorukun is a sex maniac?" Shinya asked calmly. Toshiya joined his eyebrows, "Did I say that?" he looked confused. It was Shinya’s turn to roll his eyes, "And I’m supposed to trust you eh/"You don’t even know what you talk about! You don’t even know what you’re saying! Diekun said there’re always reasons for everything. Kaorukun said think before AND after you speak"

Toshiya pouted, "Why are you listening to old men anyway?" he sulked. Shinya giggled. The bassist glared but giggled along eventually. Then both pretty ones laughed, "Becoz they are so old, and wise…" and burst out into giggles.

"Hey, I still don’t believe you about that"

Toshiya gritted his teeth, "I’ll buy you something to watch, you’ll know what I mean! Or maybe we should just go online…" Toshiya looked around, "Eh, why don’t we borrow Kaoru’s laptop?" Shinya gasped, "No! Don’t!" Toshiya shrugged and smiled as he found the notebook, "Let’s see" he clicked on the favourites and read the names, "Hm.. He should have some here…" he muttered and read on. Shinya joined his eyebrows looked at him, "What is that suppose to mean?"

Toshiya ignored, "Ah! Here it is!" he exclaimed and clicked on the URL. Shinya watched. Kaoru had …-that- on the list?

"Ma…nah! Here, see...?" Toshiya pointed at an image of boys doing it, "This is how it goes in. But you got to have foreplay to get aroused" he smiled, "you just need foreplay, it’s the best part of the plot" he turned around and widened his eyes as Shinya’s eyes were shut tightly.

"Oi!!!" Toshiya hit his arm.

Shinya pouted, "So eww…" he sulked.

Toshiya rolled his eyes for the twenty billion times, "No!!! You watch!" he looked at the screen, "Eh, here’s the preview!" he clicked and the image started to move. Shinya gasped and tugged on Toshiya’s sleeve, "Heh, how come?"

Toshiya smiled, "It’s just like that!"

Shinya screwed up his face but kept on watching, "But, but…"

"Don’t you get aroused?" Toshiya suddenly asked after quite sometime.

Shinya blinked, "Am I supposed to?"

Toshiya narrowed his eyes at him and stared at the screen. It was getting louder, "Shinya, you have a problem" he muttered in a low voice. The drummer protested that he didn’t know what it was and he didn’t know what it was supposed to mean. The older man hissed and clenched his fists, "But you should do know about it!"

"Know what?"

Both bishounen looked up and Shinya gasped while Toshiya threw a smile. Die smiled back, walking towards the pretty ones. The drummer quickly closed the window while Toshiya gasped aloud, watching in surprise.

"Why Shinchan? We can ask Die eh?"

Shinya shook his head violently and blushed, "Iie!!!" Toshiya laughed. Die sat beside Shinya, "What’s that? What are you doing with Kaoru’s notebook?" he peered but it was the desktop. He checked but there were no windows opened. So the red head pouted and looked at Shinya.

"Tell me!"

"Oh!" Toshiya began, "Coz Shinya wanted to ah! Itai!!!" he winced painfully. Shinya had pinched his arm, "There’s nothing! Daijyobu!" he shook his head but this time, his face betrayed him. Die looked at him suspiciously, "Hm, but you’re so red! That means something is going on!" he pushed, "Tell me!"

The door opened and Kaoru walked in, then he noticed. "Hey, Toshiya. What’s with my laptop?"

Toshiya raised and eyebrow at Shinya, who glared.

"Nothing. Just checking around" he shrugged. The violet head didn’t look please with the answer but he kept quiet and walked across the room. Die was busy trying to find out where they had surfed but Shinya was being such a pain in the ass. The red head bit his lip and tickled Shinya. Toshiya yelped, "Oii!!! Yameroo!!!"

Die snatched the notebook from Shinya’s grasp, and the petite (ah, what a lovely word-L7) drummer hissed and snatched it back from the "beast! Give it back to me!" Die stuck his tongue out while Toshiya sighed, looking at them absentmindedly. All the sudden Die blinked and the compi was nowhere to see.

Kaoru put his notebook on the desk and looked at Toshiya, "Next time when you wanna use anything that don’t belong to you, ASK"

Die looked at Kaoru in disbelief while Shinya felt a little weird about the situation.

Toshiya didn’t say a word.

"If you don’t know how to ask, LEARN" Kaoru added

That’s it!

Toshiya got up, eyes glinted rebelliously and crossed his arms. Die looked at Shinya, who looked back.

"What’s wrong with taking your things without asking?! It’s not that I would spoil it or anything. And it didn’t seem to me that you would mind!" he snapped. Die fidgeted in his seat and moved closer to Shinya. The drummer tugged on Die’s sleeve and both started to whisper.

Kaoru chuckled, "Hm! Really? How would you know? I don’t like my things going around without my knowledge and it seems to ME that you would spoil anything that comes to your hands!" he replied calmly. Toshiya’s eyes lit up in anger, and something else. Like…disbelief and …unfairness.

"If it’s Shinya playing around with your ‘things’ I’m sure you won’t mind!!" his voice rose. Kaoru rolled his eyes, "Yeah. I might not, knowing Shinya!"

The drummer fumed, unhappy his name being mentioned. Die smiled and patted his head cutely.

"So our leader-sama has decided to be unfair towards his band members eh?!" Toshiya asked aloud, laughing humourlessly. Kaoru narrowed his eyes at him, "I don’t care what you say! I don’t like the way you take things for granted the way you want to!" he hissed.

"Ha! Like you DON’T! You just try to act cool while at the same time you knew it’s totally different! Stop blaming me and scream around whenever you have mid-life crisis!!" Toshiya snapped, louder. This time his hand swung in the air. Die, being the one after Kaoru, couldn’t help glaring to a corner while Shinya patted his arm gently, trying to suppress giggles, of course. Kaoru snorted, "And you’re dealing with your puberty still!"

Not being able to take it anymore, Shinya giggled and Die just had to push him to a corner, away from the two ‘heated’ ‘couple’

"Better than you old man!"

"You’re just childish so why should I listen to you?"

"Then why are you arguing?!"

"Becoz it’s fun making fool of you"

Die joined his eyebrows, "I think Kaoru just stole my lines, right Shinchan?" he looked at the younger man who looked back at him weirdly, "Yeah, but that’s not the only thing. I think Totchi kun stole my lines too!" the red head nodded strongly, "Yeah, yeah…wonder what is going on eh?" he pondered. Shinya sighed, looked at Kaoru and Toshiya, who were still arguing, then looked at Die. "I think we are mature now" he whispered

Die nodded

"Especially you, Diekun…" he continued and missed the glare from Die

"Usually you would just be sooo bad that I feel that you should be banned from this world" Shinya proceeded, "But I think you’re alright now…"

Die glared at him, "Shinya, say more, I’ll kiss you!" he hissed. The petite one widened his eyes, then glared and bit his lip, "You just say it but you won’t dare to!" he hissed back, to Die’s surprise, "You always say you will do things but you never actually take actions!" he spoke confidently, "You had always said you wanted to kiss me, but you never did!! So this time, I know you won’t dare to kiss me!" Shinya ended proudly, leaving Die all shocked and speechless. The older man parted his lips, then replied

"I didn’t do it becoz poor Shinchan would be hurt!" he cleared his throat, trying to hide his slightly blushing face. Shinya smirked then stuck his pink tongue out at him, "Lame excuses! You’re always saying those things!" Hearing that, nothing could help Die from blushing hard.

The drummer grinned and suddenly, O.o; stepped closer to the red head, his eyes stared boldly into the older man’s, "Even if I ask you to kiss me now, you won’t dare Die-kun!"

Die shut his eyes, then opened them again, "Don’t say things that you will regret!"

Shinya pouted, "I never have regrets!"

Die rolled his eyes, "You mean it’s like the way you lied about your ‘part-time jobs’?" he asked, in a sarcastically teasing tone. Shinya glared murderously, "I had too many jobs to be described!" he blushed though. Die chuckled "Come on Shinchan…I asked Punk and your mom!"

Shinya knew that and Die knew Shinya knew so

The young one stomped his foot on the floor cutely, "I.Hate.You"

Die smiled charmingly, "No you don’t…you lie remember? You like lying" he raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms, posing a little. The drummer gave a hoity-toity pout, "Better than somebody who never does things he says! That’s what Kyo-kun calls a loser!"

The red head sighed, "You learn fast Shinchan…but tough luck. Today, I . Will . Kiss . You" he smirk

Shinya glared, "You Won’t! You don’t do things you say, remember?"

---meanwhile---

"It’s just a cheap laptop anyway! Just like you! Cheap male slut sex maniac!" Toshiya yelled. Kaoru snorted and gave a pout,

"Are you sure it’s Me?! That’s more like you! Cheap male slut sex maniac!"

Toshiya gasped, "Kaoru!!! How could you?!" pout came up, lips quivered

Kaoru felt his hair pricked, NOT Again!!!

"Why not?!" said the older one, trying to save his dignity, "You did the same to me!"

---meanwhile---

Kyo chewed on his gum and entered the room, wondering about the opened door and few technicians running out from it. He wanted to ask, but could he be bothered to? It’s better to see with his own eyes anyway, and saw with his own eyes, he did. And actually believing what he had seen, no, he didn’t.

How Kaoru and Toshiya could possibly fighting was really not making sense, but what was -very- impossible to KYO was the fact tthat…he was looking at Die having his arms around Shinya’s tiny waist and when the red head asked Shinya for a kiss, the drummer kissed him.

Shinya Kissed Die!!!

K I S S

Kyo joined his eyebrows, blinked, then thought

SHINYA KISSED DIE…

K I S S

Shinya pouted, held his head up the landed a peck on Die’s lips. The guitarist smiled a little and kissed back. Then the younger one turned away, shyly. Die kept his hold tight and whispered somethings into Shinya’s ears, that Kyo, for sure, knew it wasn’t sweet nothings.

Shinya gave his snotty pout then turned away, but he smiled.

Kyo parted his lips in shocked

How could that happen? What did he miss???? How come?!!!

"You make me cry!!! I hate you!" Toshiya grabbed a cushion then hit Kaoru’s head hard. The violet head winced, gasped then took another cushion and hit back. Then both men practically had cushion fight. Kyo narrowed his eyes at them. THAT he had seen before, and he knew what would happen next.

Kaoru hit too hard that Toshiya fell on the couch, whimpering. Then he got up, hit and hit, until Kaoru smirk and grabbed Toshiya’s arm and pulled him close. The bassist gasped as he fell into Kaoru’s hold and when he looked up, Kaoru stared into his eyes, and yes…Toshiya blushed.

Kyo sighed as Kaoru and Toshiya kissed, then looked at the other ‘couple’ and scratched his head

Die and Shinya were holding hands, Die swinging Shinya around while Shinya himself blushed a little and smiled.

I can never understand this…till when…will I have to put up with emotionless relationships of my band mates?!!!

He looked at Kaoru and Toshiya

All sex

He looked at Die and Shinya

Incest

Kyo sighed, spat his chewing gum out then stuck it on Kaoru’s laptop. Nevermind, he got most time free anyway…so he wouldn’t complain eh?

***

to be continued...