Here you can find out more about Blavin and it's members

Q: What is 'Blavin?'
A: A video game clan.

Q: What the #$@! is a 'clan'?
A: A bunch of losers who operate as a group in many online video games.

Q: Does Blavin have any leaders?
A: No, and we like it that way. We operate and think as a whole, and have no need for a leader.

Q: What games do these Blavins play?
A: Currently, just Phantasy Star Online, but we will most likely expand to other games in the future.

Q: I haven't seen any Blavins online in a long-ass time.. Did you guys disband or something?
A: No, we've all just been busy with our lives.. And there's really no other online game out there to match PSO's greatness (That we all own..). Fear not, weary question.. asker.. person, the Blavins still live on.

Q: How were the Blavins founded?
A: Once upon a time a boy named CORN__ found a Photon Claw in Caves (PSO). He was very happy with his Claw, for it was the only rare item he had ever found. Soon enough CORN__ grew weary of the claw and decided to trade it. During a trade with a screggly petophile named 'MasterSloppy', the Claw was yoinked (stolen)! CORN__ was outraged, and called a few very good frounds to yoink it back... And boy did they! In the heat of passion while getting his Claw back, CORN__ blurted out "LET'S START A CLAN!!".. The rest, they say, is history.

Q: Is that REALLY how it happened, or just another one of your lame jokes?
A: Yep, that's really how it happened. Motation (Jon) describes in better detail:

One happy day i came onto pso and got an e-mail from corn. I got yoinked he said...this bastard stole my claw and then ran into the lobby and said that i yoinked him. I asked if he had a card and if the guy was on. Later on that evening the foolio decided to come back on and i went after him. I told corn and fox to wait for me and i went after the guy as he was bouncing around from ship to ship. Fainally i caught up to him trying to make a trade with someone and he was looking for a orotiagito. I told him that i had one and that i would trade for the claw +20(that i knew was corns.). he said ok and we went into a room. He dropped the item for a split second and asked if i had seen it. I lied and said i was in my item menu and didn't see anything. He dropped it again and this time i was ready for him. I started whaling away on the a button and ended up yoinking him. As we left the room i SAID"Corn says hi beotch" and dipped to the lobby. I then ran around screaming that he had ripped me off and it felt good giving someone a taste of their own medicine. He just ended up dipping and i havn't seen him since. After that the Ninja Blavins was created in order to help the oppressed and exact revenge upon the thieves in PSO. This is the story of how we went from just blavin to Ninja Blavins. Blavinnnnnn!

Q: How can I be a member of Blavin?
A: You can't, you see, for the Blavin society is constructed of highly advanced humanoid cyborgs from Mars, if you were to join us, we would first assimilate you (a la Borg) and then rape your dead body...at leaste thats how i became a member...and..there was no assimilating...more or less just the raping..yeah, so let us rape you and we'll let you join.

Q: No really...
A: Ok ok, basically you just have to get to know one of the Blavin, after a while if we like you, you MIGHT get in.

Q: Are there any rules that the Blavins must follow?
A: Only one: No thanking on the battlefeild. We feel that helping each other out is only common decency(I.E. your friend dies, your revive him, right?), and thus thanking isn't nessicary.. Just keepin' it real.

Q: C'mon.. I want in.. PLEASE?
A: Tough tittie. If we let just anyone in, we'd be just like 90% of other clans, right?

Q: So you're telling me that you're not ever accepting any more members?
A: No. There is always an open place for a new Blavin. Blavin is like a family, meaning we only let CLOSE friends in.

Q: What are the 'Dark Blavins'?
A: Dark Blavins? Never heard of 'em :)

Q: Who is the l33t3st Blavin?
A: Fox 0wns j00!

Q: What the hell is j00?
A: Fux0r dont get smart with me or i's gives j00 a r0x`n l33t h4x0r fux0r

Q: Is Fox a Blavin?
A: Of course he is, he just hates PSO

Q: If he hates PSO, then what does he like?
A: Your momma's smelly coochie

Q: Does Fox make pictures?
A: No, all i have is paint. And it blows

Q: This FAQ is really just a dumping grounds for this Fox guy, right?
A: Yes.

Q: Who is the most handsome Blavin?
A: Notaku, of course. :)

Q: Where do the Blavin turn to for inspiration?
A: Ah, young child, for you see the Blavin go to noone other than another Blavin for inspiration because we inspire ourselves with our drop dead sexy looks and sharp wit. (Ok ok...i know not all of us. *cough *FOX* cough*. j/k of course)

Q: How much bong water does the average Blavin consume on a daily basis?
A: FOOL! You dare insult the BLAVINNNNN like that? BE GONE WITH YOU! (Translation: A sip every hour usually keeps me sedated)

Q: Fine, this is creepy, I was leaving anyways....
A: No, I'm sorry...please don't, I'm very lonely...

Q: No, goodbye.
A: I have tacos!

Q: Ok!
A: YAY!!!! Screw this FAQ stuff...WHO WANTS TACOS!!!