The Rules according to Rabbits
When a human is moving, always run in front of his/her feet, especially if she/he is heading toward the food/cage area.  It is not necessary to pay attention to how much the human has in his/her hands, how much attention he/she is paying you, or even who the human is.
I.
II.
Your human should provide you with lots to chew on.  However, anything in the household is open-game for chewing.  Whether it be furniture, carpet, or paper products, if it's good chewing, have at it.  CAUTION:  many of your humans will not appreciate such chewing, so if at all possible, do it when the human is out of the room or in an area the human cannot see from his/her position.
III.
If you want attention from your human, you have many options--depending on which you're most comfortable with.  Regardless of the human's position (sitting, walking, etc.), nuzzling or nipping at his/her ankle almost always draws attention to you.  If the human is sitting, you have a number of other options as well.  You can either jump onto the furniture he/she is sitting on and then onto his/her lap or you can stand in his/her lap and nibble on any protruding object (this especially works with delicate areas such as a nipple).  Another sitting human option is to get on the back of the furniture, therefore "above" your human, and sniff at him/her or nibble on his/her hair. 
IV.
Although related to the previous rule, sometimes humans do ridiculous things such as trying to read a book, write a letter, etc.  In these cases, you may have to resort to other attention-producing behaviors.  The first and usually most effective is to nibble at whatever they are trying to do:  nibble at the book, nibble at the pencil, etc.  This not only may gain you attention, but also follows the "chew everything" rule mentioned in rule II.  Another option is to use some of the above (nibbling, lap-sitting, etc).
V.
In the event that a door is closed, try to encourage door-opening in whatever way possible.  You may scratch at the door, run back and forth to the door, or even chew at the door/door frame/carpet near the door.  At the very least, make sure you let your human know that you do not appreciate being excluded from any part of the house.
VI.
When being let out (of your cage) for play time, be sure to immediately head straight to your litterbox.  That way you can make your mark and assure that your scent is fresh in this "outside" environment.  Once that is done, you are free to do whatever you want as long as you follow all the other rules:  chewing, jumping, napping, etc.
VII.
To ensure proper nutrition, be sure to eat all your cecotropes (night-time/early morning soft lumpy poops).  You need not concern yourself with whether or not anyone is watching, as this nutritional activity is essential.
VIII.
When happy (which should be most of the time), run around like crazy, up and down halls, back and forth across rooms, etc.  Also be sure to hop straight up in the air and kick sideways when running.  When truly happy and not in the mood for running (or exhausted after running), rub/vibrate teeth together for a bunny "pur" or stretch out with back legs/feet straight.  You can also flop down sideways, rolling over ALMOST onto your back, then come to a rest on one side.  (This works especially well when flopping down next to another bunny.)
IX.
ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS groom yourself numerous times during the day.  Alternatively, if you have a bunny companion, have him/her groom you and  you should groom him/her.  This mutual-cleaning not only keeps both of your clean, but also helps you be happy (see below rule).
X.
Although not a hard and fast rule, it is best to require food or a treat in order to go back into your cage when your human wants you to.  This only works if you train your human properly, by not allowing yourself to be easily caught.  If you do not want any more treats/food or enjoy being picked up, you do not have to follow this rule.
XI.
When angry, first snort your displeasure while flattening your ears to your head and making your tail erect.  If that doesn't work, you can run directly at the object of your displeasure, kick them, or nip them. 
XII.
NEVER hold a grudge.  If anyone/anything angers you, once you've "dealt with it"--following above rule--go back to your normal happy bunny self.  The longest anybunny should hold a grudge is one day, by the next day you should think nothing happened.
XIII.
NEVER hide your feelings.  As mentioned in the previous three rules, bunnies should express themselves physically and  make their emotions known clearly.
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