Title: Depression Pills Submitted by: Dean    One day, a man went into the doctor's office and told the doctor that we was severely depressed. The doctor gave him some pills and said "Here, take a few of these and I know you'll be happier in no time at all. Call me in 1 week and let me know how things are going."    One week had passed and the doctor never got that phone call. Wanting to know if everything was all right, he called the house. A young boy, around the age of 9, answered the phone. Doctor: "Hello, is your father there?"    Boy: "Well, my mommy is dead, my sister is pregnant, my ass hurts, and daddy is running around in the back yard calling 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.'" back to the list of jokes