Title: Logica Submitted by: Geert    Two guys, John and Todd, who went to school together, saw each other one day on the street. They started talking about the good old days and they asked the same old boring questions like how is your wife, and the children, etc.    Then John asked Todd what he does. Todd answered he is a logicus. John, who never heard about logicus, was so anxious about it so he said: "Logicus. What does that mean?". And Todd answered again, "Well, I do logica". "Logica, what does that mean?" Todd started to explain it to his old friend. Todd:"Do you have an aquarium?" John:"Yes" Todd:"So you like fish" John:"Yes yes" Todd:"So you like animals" John:"Yes again" Todd:"And since you like animals, you like people" John:"Right again" Todd:"And cause you're a man, you like women" John:"Right on it" Todd:"Well that's logica!!"    John was amazed by all of this. After a little more talking they decided to each go their own way again. Todd went home and John went into a pub. There he saw Chris, another old friend from school. They started talking as well and the same boring questions appeared again. Till John said:"Have you heard about Todd? He's a logicus." Chris had no idea what it meant so asked: "Logicus, what does that mean?" "He does logica." Chris was still not sure of what John meant so replied again:"Logica, what does that mean?" John:"Well let me explain. Do you have an aquarium?" Chris:"No" John:"Well, then you're GAY!!!!!" back to the list of jokes