Title: The Lucky Frog Submitted by: Tonya    A man was at the golf course getting ready to hit the golf ball when he heard. RIBBIT 9 IRON.    So the man looks around like 'What the hell is that'. Then he looks down and sees a frog.    The frog goes 'RIBBIT 9 IRON' again. So the man put his golf club away and got out his 9 iron. He hits the golf ball really hard and it went almost to the green.    The man is like 'wow this frog knows what he is talking about'. So the man picked up the frog and took it with him to the next hole.    The man says to the frog "Well frog since you know what your talking about, what club do you think I should use now". The frog replies 'RIBBIT 3 WOOD'.    So the man gets out his 3 wood, hits the ball, and it makes it all the way into the green. Well the man was amazed by the frog so when he was done golfing he decided to take the frog with him. The man says "Ok frog now what do we do?". The frog replies 'RIBBIT LAS VEGAS'.    So the man takes the frog to Las Vegas. When they got to the Casino the man asked "What now?". The frog replies "RIBBIT ROULET". So the man and the frog go over to the roulet table. The frog said "RIBBIT $3,000 ON BLACK". So the man bets the money. And then he starts seeing cash come to him. He wins lots of money.    Then he decided to get a hotel. So he and the frog get a room. The man says, "Frog, how can I ever thank you for being so lucky". And the frog replies, 'RIBBIT KISS ME'    So the man, considering all the frog has done for him, kisses the frog and the frog turns into a 15 year old girl.    AND THAT, YOUR HONOR, IS HOW THE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL ENDED UP IN MY ROOM ! back to the list of jokes