Sorry about the hiatus. It's been a lot longer than a week since November. Sorry. I haven't even really been that busy this year. Just lost interest. But I'm back!
If you think the following thoughts are weird, don't worry. I do, too. But my theory is that everyone thinks about stuff like this; they just don't have a website to write about it.
CURRENT RANDOM THOUGHT- May 28, 2005 Why are certain colors more popular than others? What is it about red and blue that's so much better than say orange and yellow? Has anyone ever done a study on that? And who was the first guy that decided blue was masculine and pink was feminine? Do you think (if you're a guy) that if you were born and no one told you pink and purple were for girls that you would think they were? How come gray t shirts aren't just solid gray- they have the speckles of different grays?
PREVIOUS RANDOM THOUGHT- May 21, 2005 Grass sucks. You cut it and less than a week later you can already notice it growing again. When I grow up and get my own residence, I'm either going to have an apartment or condo so I don't have to do yardwork, or I'm going to rip out all the grass and put in moss. I like moss.
November 14, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT Why did God have to make poop stink so much? He gave us feeling in our hands so that when we touch stove tops we feel the burn and know to remove our hands so our hands don't melt. But I don't see the necessity of making poop stink. Maybe if it didn't stink people would eat it, and that would be bad because it's bad for you?
October 31, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT They need to make match sticks longer. It always seems like I'm a half second away from getting burnt when I light matches. Sometimes I have to try three times to catch the wick on fire because I always get scared and drop the match.
October 23, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT Authors need to stop including prologues and epilogues in their books so I don't have to sit there and wonder whether or not I have to read them to get everything out of the story that I should. Or maybe I'm supposed to read them after I read the book? In Brave New World, the prologue wouldn't make sense until after you read it because it was written like 20 years after the book was written about what Aldous Huxley thought in retrospect. Anyway, make life simpler by stopping writing prologues and epilogues. Either put it in the body of the book or put it in your autobiography, dammit.
September 17, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT Why did God make it so that people have to take showers everyday? It would have been so much more convenient if we could not sweat or stink enough so we'd only have to bathe twice or three times a week. I guess there is already a people God has blessed with those non-sweating powers- the Germans. Or maybe they just have bad hygiene.
September 10, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT For those of you who don't have HBO, you're really missing out. You need to watch Da Ali G Show (fake British wigger/gay German/racist Kzakhstan comedy) and Curb Your Enthusiasm (basically R-rated Seinfeld). Also, Goldfish is not a good snack. It's way too salty, and what can you drink with it? Not water; you'd still taste the salt. Not milk; that would just taste really weird because there's no chocolate in goldfish. Not orange juice; that's too tangy. Nothing can rid your palette of that awful salty cheese taste.
September 3, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT: Hard wood floor and tile are so much better than carpet. The floor never stains unless a dog poops on it and it sits there and crusts for a few hours. Plus carpets get really dusty and that makes me sick since I'm allergic to dust mites. Does anyone have a no-carpet house like mine? If so, let me know. We can form some kind of alliance that could make the world a better place of less germy houses and floors you can slide on.
August 27, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT: Everybody Loves Raymond really is a bad show. It's basically the same thing every episode: annoying parents come over and messed with Raymond and his wife; Raymond's loser brother comes over and sulks in his loserness; Raymond's wife complains about Raymond's parents and sometimes Raymond; Raymond's remarks are extremely un-funny and un-catchy; Raymond's aryan blonde (it's hard to tell where they get their hair color because Raymond is a black-haired, dark-skinned Italian and his wife has some weird reddish-brown hair- which reminds me of how Michael Jackson's children are not his) twin sons don't do anything.
August 20, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT: I think one of the worst professions would have to be photographer. You have to put up with lots of crying little kids who don't want to have pictures of them taken. And the best profession? It's a PIRATE'S life for me! They don't worry about hygiene, they get to steal stuff, and best of all: they have parrots!
August 13, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT: Pizza cutters work so much better than knives. Whoever invented the pizza cutter is probably living it up in a Hollywood hills mansion eating frozen pizzas every day. Unless the invention was a long time ago, in which case the inventer/inventress is probably dead.
August 6, 2004 RANDOM THOUGHT: Mowing the lawn is like the vacuuming of the outdoors.
NEXT RANDOM THOUGHT: SATURDAY, June 4, 2005.
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