Skating humor
| "Skating Student: A dumb, unitelligent object on skates, apparently suffering from a loss of memory since it's last lesson. From their stiffness, I would say their legs are made of wood, and it's middle of rubber! It's shoulders have no apparent purpose other than providing an attachment for the arms, which move through the air in the manner of windmills. It has ears apparently incapable of hearing what I say. It has eyes, but cannot see anything I demonstrate." |
| "Roller Skating:A disease caught at rinks. Can be cured initially by not going to rinks. Once caught, however, the person is condemned to go skating for the rest of their life. The more extreme cases are confined to skate round and round in ever diminishing circles. In very acute cases, the victims lose their human form and become Instructors" |
