Let us prey:

Holy Father of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, we go to You in prayer today, not asking You to bless the very few saintly-minded who generally are trying to do things Your way because they see no problem with what You want and really don't see any sense in not liking what You want, realizing that sooner or later You will make it so that everything good will eventually come to be - all that is right and true and fair and just - and all sinful deviation is done away with forever.

We instead ask you to curse the many incessantly and relentlessly impenitent on the broad and easy road to destruction who do not like You nor like what You want, and who instead set themselves up as lunatic asinine gods with whatever crazy and ridiculously-despicable whims of insanity they impose and pollute the environment with - nonconstitutionally harassing others You created with such frustration, disappointment, unemployment, insolvency, homelessness, sorrow, misery, pain, and death.

Thank you for causing mosquitos to bite the bare skin of those who have exposed themselves immodestly [flaunting their indecent sleeveslessness, slackslessness, and sockslessness] with the they-blame-You-for-it excuse of alleged "oppressive and unbearable" summer heat. Thank you for them then spraying the area with mosquito repellents and pesticides, causing their own genetic misalignments resulting in all sorts of disabilities. Curse them for not having enough sense to migrate closer to the Arctic during hot summer days (even birds obey their instincts), being that it is their fault they stay in surroundings they do not belong in during the warm (not "hot") summer months. Thanks for letting the ultraviolet summer sun burn their skin, prematurely aging and weathering their own skin themselves and thus begging for melanoma skin cancers, as they choose to lay indecently exposed on the beach for the purpose of showing off their accursed over-tanned carcasses with inadequate clothing to others who neither want to see such anti-erotic ugly-browned crap nor ask for it.

We laud You for allowing anti-pregnancy weaker sex to give themselves breast and ovarian and uterine cancer along with heart attacks and strokes by abusing their own bodies with contraceptives of all kinds.

We praise Your Name for allowing homoperverts to give themselves AIDS and pine away with their cancerous-like glassy eyes and bony faces - who themselves violated the normal functioning of their own genetic reproductive cellular mechanisms against their own bodies plus the effeminate faggot bodies of their ring-in-left-ear rainbow-blasphemy sickeningly-disgusting homogay partners, thus rightly receiving in their own accursed carcasses the due penalty for their own lewd errors.

We bless Your Name for letting irresponsible fornicators and adulterers cut up and mangle their own bodies themselves with abortion-homicide surgery, and thus curse themselves with well-deserved no-offspring extinction and inheritance-less non-fulfilment.

We are most heartily grateful to You for not interfering with impudent and arrogant belligerant feminist sexist who cause themselves to be battered and purportedly "abused" for their own damnable insubordination against male superiority and authority. Thanks for those feminist chauvenists themselves being blamed who wrongly blame others when they should instead blame themselves for starting the whole problem in the first place....themselves.

We acknowledge your benevolence in benignly not pre-informing blasphemously-idolatrous infidel islamic moslems that a tsunami tidal wave would occur, drown tens of thousands of them, and put an end to their ludicrous imaginary allah/mohammed/qu'ran superstitions, as with those who die in tornadoes because they did not get out of Your way and live in a place where there aren't any tornadoes, or at least by now would have [instead of dorking around wallowing in their self-imposed sociological sins] developed safeguards to protect themselves if they insist on living in tornado-prone areas, realizing that it is their duty to get out of Your ways of Nature - not vice-versa.

Thanks for creating Satan and his demons to lethally deceive those who did not and do not want to obey You anyway, and now rightly reside in the nearest hospital, hospice, morgue, casket, cemetery, and hellfire of Hades. Thanks for letting them suicidally murder [not execute] themselves with all sorts of diseases they caused themselves and accidents they caused themselves, having not acknowledged Your life-saving Biblical directives nor having accomodated to the ambivalent, neutral, given rules and will-change-for-nobody phenomena of Nature which You created [obviously] as [the plainly-perceived] Ultimate Intelligent Designer.

Thanks for letting non-scientific evolutionary-myth presumptuous confuse and consternate themselves with their own rejection of simple valid Genesis-origin Scriptural history, and thanks for the opportunity you have given us creationists to laugh in well-deserved ridicule against such absurd and pathetic self-deceived fools.

We have much much more to express relishing recollections of holy evil befalling nonholy wicked, but excuse us while we head for a brief stay in the bathroom. Bye for now, but we'll be back soon to continue this wonderfully-refreshing curse prayer for quite a while! Amen.