1. Dismay Oh! Fuck it.
2. Aggression Fuck you.
3. Passive Fuck me.
4. Command Go fuck yourself.
5. Incompetence He’s a fuck-up.
6. Laziness He’s a fuck-off.
7. Ignorance He’s a fucking jerk.
8. Trouble I guess I’m fucked now.
9. Confusion What the fuck.
10. Despair Fucked again.
11. Philosophical Who
gives a fuck?
12. Denial You ain’t fucking me.
13. Rebellion Fuck
the world.
14. Annoyance Don’t
fuck with me.
15. Encouragement Keep
on fucking.
16. Etiquette Pass
the fucking salt.
17. Fraud I got fucked by my insurance agent.
18. Difficulty I
can’t understand this fucking business.
19. Identification Who
the fuck are you?
20. Ugliness You’re
a dumb looking fuck.
21. Agreement You’re
fucking oh right.
22. Benevolence Don’t
do me any fucking favors.