Steve Solo Bio 2

Soloman will be playing his guitar and singing in a bar near you... if you live in the laurentians you can see Steve Solo live.... check out the Tour Dates banner for the incomplete listing.

Steve Solo a un répertoire
pour plaire à votre clientèle.
Les années de chanter
et de jouer de sa guitare
dans les bars,
vivent dans son char,
a fait de lui un
performer expérimente.
Il a qu'est qu'il faut
pour faire un soir ou un mois.
Presenting Steve Solo

Soloman vais jouer sa guitar et il va chanter les meilleur Hits dans un Bar ou Cafe proche de chez toi......si tu vit dans les Laurentides tu peut voir Steve Solo live clickez sur le banner Tour Date pour plus information. Steve Solo joue un varite de chansons dans plusiers styles...voir le Liste de Repertoire pour en choisi et demander a Solo de les jouer pour toi et tes invites... Clickez sur Repertoire List Banner pour plus d'information

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http://www.gu.net/GURU/victor/humor/annoy.html ..MORE THAN ONE WAY TO ANNOY PEOPLE ...Take the hotel towel ...Pay tolls with $100 bills Practice the art of limp handshakes .Tell the ending of movies ...Give little kids clothes for their birthdays .......Leave the toilet seat up ...Take more than items to the express checkout lane ...Turn on your bright for oncoming traffic ....Finish other people's crossword puzzles ...Use the last square of toilet paper ......Tailgate the elderly .........Drum your fingers during other people's presentations . . . . .Blow out other people's birthday candles Don't leave a message at the beep Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the parking lot Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways Eat produce at the market; don't buy it When giving directions, leave out a turn or two Toss things out the window: tissues, cigarettes, cellophane food wrappings and those sorts of things Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April ...Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons Go up the down escalator (B.P., this means you) Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines Snap your gum Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off Open umbrellas in crowded hallways Announce when you're going to the bathroom Read over other people's shoulders on the bus * * * * * When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you . . . . .Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower Chew other people's pencils Lie to your therapist and sit in her chair Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces Tell teenagers how things were in your day Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation Pee in the swimming pool Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in Wear large hats during the movies Forget the pooper scooper Race the old woman for the last bus seat ...Cause gridlock Bring 15 things into the dressing room Draw mustaches on posters Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and cherry Twinkies on Thanksgiving Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you Touch strangers Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus Bite your dentist's finger Fart in cramped places Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads Don't stand during hymns and anthems Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa Rubberneck Leave pages in the copier Be "in conference" all the time Don't clean the dryer lint screen Buy it, wear it, return it Tell people they have bad breath Smell smoke often and announce it Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet Put everyone on speakerphone Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you Rain on someone's parade . . . Make scary faces at babies . . . . . . . . . . . . . Flirt with a friend's spouse Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team ..Pretend you're listening ..Shake with your left hand SET THE SCROLL SPEED TO 220==now that would piss me off you too?

- - Taskmaster- "Well, this is a file in MacWrite. Do you know how I can upload it to MUSIC, transfer it over to UNIX from there, download it onto an IBM, convert it to WordPerfect, and put it in three-column format?" Advantages: Bold new challanges. Disadvantages: Makes one wish to be a garbage collector. Symptoms: An inability to keep quiet. Strong tendancies to make machines do things they don't want to do. Real Case: One user tried to get a scon to find out what another person's E-mail address was even though the user didn't know his target's home system, account name, or real name.

I play music for a living it's a lotta fun even if It get's a bit disquieting. I play guitar and sing country rock & blues songs. I have to book myself cause no agent can make enough bookin' 200$ a nite act well that's what I charge... 2 nites 400$ -- in my radius of 100 km if it's more than that I have to charge gas and milage. I"m livin and writing in my van for the next six months 'cause I can't afford the rent. I got a phone at a friends house and I use my calling card to keep in touch I don't have a beeper because it's not a rush biznizz and I go to the internet cafe to update my pages. This is my personal paper on this bohemian lifestyle in 1998.