• People who don't use their indicators
• Especially on roundabouts
• Neon tubes under cars
• That Metro that's always parked right next to the junction at the end of my road so I can't see if the main road's clear or not
• Actually, the way people park round here generally
• 4x4s on the school run
• Petts Wood ChavScum with knackered Novas and baseball caps
• Petts Wood aggressive old people
• Being on a nice A-road stuck behind someone who's driving r-e-a-l-l-y s-l-o-w-l-y
• Especially when it's a sports car or GTi
• People who park in my work car park
• People who park in the local Red Cross car park, blocking the ambulance in
• Over-zealous traffic wardens. The kind who ask your coach driver to move on while all the passengers are still filing through the door
• Heathrow Airport
• Bank holiday weekend motorcyclists