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"Singles Paper Advertisement"

"SMS seeking Lady"
"To dominate and terrorize!"
"Me, attractive Caucasian, --"
"Ex-wanna be everything!" --
"Powerful, control freak,"--
"Overbearing, charismatic, --"
"All absorbing, assimilating,"
"Demanding, deceptive --"
"Dysfunctional, dangerous,--"
"Major abandonment issues, --"
"Investigator type, --"
"False accusations --"
"Good enough for me! --"
"You are, pretty, petite, --"
"Miss naive, gullible, SWF,-"
"Helpless lady who will --"
"Stay with me or else!"

He's a stalker --
  In the box
All wrapped up
Hardwired to --
     Misfire
Pre-programmed --
  To be deranged
Prepped to perpetrate
He's built to last --
  Into years of misery
He's guaranteed --
       SICK
Sick in the mind'
Sick in the mind
A self-taught --
  Rewriter of history
Tainted and faint
Tainted and faint
A megalomaniac --
  Coward combo platter
And he's available --
  Out there somewhere
Anyone interested?

By Lady Lost
Copyright © 2002
All rights reserved
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**As with all poetry, essays, correspondence and/or published letters, e-mails or other communications presented on this webpage, this poem is a personal subjective expression of its author's own feelings, thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. This statement is in no way intended to invalidate or minimize the powerful and poignant experiences of this author. However, this statement is intended to indicate that creative expressions such as these written forms of artwork are derived from their author's own personal feelings, thoughts, beliefs and opinions.
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    Terms Defined:
SMS -- Single Male Stalker
SWF -- Single White Female
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