Title: I Want Mulder
Author: Erin M. Blair
E-Mail: eblair@sonic.net
Classification: SRH---Story, Romance, Humor.
Content: Mulder/Scully Romance. Scully POV Rating: R. (some sex and nasty language)
Spoiler: The Beginning. Small spoilers from Duane Barry, Ascension, One Breath.
Archive: OK to archive at Gossamer, Xemplary, and SEFAMSRN.
Others: ask me first.

Disclaimer: Fox Mulder and Dana Scully doesn't belong to me. They belong to Chris Carter, Ten Thirteen Productions, and the FOX network. Noinfringement is intended.

Author's Notes: This story was my improvfanfic for the SEFAMSRN Mailing List. My five elements were: a talking FBI badge, cherry-flavored-ribbed-for-pleasure-condom, butt and a copy machine, purple tutu, andmoisturizing cream.

Feedback: Only nice feedback only...

Summary: Scully realizes that she wants Mulder after seeing him with Diana Fowley.Scully POV

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I WANT MULDER

Written by: Erin M. Blair

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I picked up my FBI badge, and I fingered my photo with my curly auburn hair and my blue eyes. It was before anything happened to me. It was a photo from an innocent period of my life with him. This was my old badge from 1994, about the time that I abducted, before they gave me a new one. I keep this badge as a reminder of what happened during the first few years of my partnership with Fox Mulder. "Were you the only thing that he had of me?"

In my mind, I listened to the response that my badge said to me. "No." It paused. "You know that he had your glasses and cross necklace." I could feel the coolness of the necklace against my skin.

"I know," I murmured. "Want to know whathappened to me today?"

"When I saw Mulder with that...that bitch... You know who I'm talking about, right? Diana Fowley. He went with _her_ to the nuclear plant to gather evidence... I told you about that, remember? Anyway, he said that he trusts her over me. Can you believe that?"

"Dana, he trusts you more than anything."

"He doesn't now," I said, sadly. I frowned at my badge. "Why can't he see how much I love him..?"

"When you were missing, Dana, he wanted revenge for what they did to you. He lovesyou. Why can't you see that?"

"I'm afraid that he'll reject me..."

"He's not going to reject you... He wants you. He wants you bad..."

"I don't know. How am I going to let him know that I want him?"

"You'll know," the badge said. I closed the badge, and I put it in a drawer inmy nightstand.

My badge--or should I say my conscience?--is right. I've got to tell Mulder how I feel about him. It's the only way.

I'll tell him tomorrow, but first, I have to get ready for bed. I put moisturizer on my face, and then, I took it off. It makes my skin feel refreshed from a long, hard at work.

Do you want to know why I feel this way?

I'm sure you do.

I had to make a photocopy of a background check for some person who wants to get into the FBI. I hate these background check--scut work--if you ask me. Anyway, I'm getting off the topic. Not good for a woman your age, Scully... I had this daydream at the copier room... It's darn rightnasty... I daydreamed that I was having sex with Mulder in the photocopier room. He took off my clothes. Everything came off. My blouse. My bra. My skirt. My undies. My nylon stockings... My shoes... Then, I undressed him, and everything came off. His tie. His shirt. His underwear. His pants. His socks. *Everything* came off. I slipped him a cherry-ribbed-flavored condom for him to use for my pleasure. It's not every day that you make passionate love with your partner... His butt was leaned against the copier machine, andthen, he fucked me. It was the best lay that I ever had. Too bad,it was all in my head... Damn! I stepped on something in my room... I picked it up and it was a Barbie doll's purple tutu... My niece, Regina, was playing with herdolls in here... Grr... Anyway, I've got to tell Mulder how I feel about him. Now!

The End!

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Erin Blair- eblair@sonic.net- "And if I quit now, they win."
- from the X-Files: Fight the Future