Title: I Want Mulder
Author: Erin M. Blair
E-Mail: eblair@sonic.net
Classification: SRH---Story, Romance, Humor.
Content: Mulder/Scully Romance. Scully POV
Rating: R. (some sex and nasty language)
Spoiler: The Beginning. Small spoilers
from Duane Barry, Ascension, One Breath.
Archive: OK to archive at Gossamer,
Xemplary, and SEFAMSRN.
Others: ask me first.
Disclaimer: Fox Mulder and Dana
Scully doesn't belong to me. They belong to Chris Carter, Ten Thirteen
Productions, and the FOX network. Noinfringement is intended.
Author's Notes: This story was my improvfanfic for the SEFAMSRN Mailing List. My
five elements were: a talking FBI badge,
cherry-flavored-ribbed-for-pleasure-condom,
butt and a copy machine, purple tutu, andmoisturizing cream.
Feedback: Only nice feedback only...
Summary: Scully realizes that she wants
Mulder after seeing him with Diana Fowley.Scully POV
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I WANT MULDER
Written by: Erin M. Blair
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I picked up my FBI badge, and I fingered my
photo with my curly auburn hair and my blue
eyes. It was before anything happened to me. It
was a photo from an innocent period of my life
with him. This was my old badge from 1994, about
the time that I abducted, before they gave me
a new one. I keep this badge as a reminder of
what happened during the first few years of my
partnership with Fox Mulder. "Were you the only thing that he had of me?"
In my mind, I listened to the response that
my badge said to me. "No." It paused. "You know
that he had your glasses and cross necklace." I
could feel the coolness of the necklace against my skin.
"I know," I murmured. "Want to know whathappened to me today?"
"When I saw Mulder with that...that bitch...
You know who I'm talking about, right? Diana
Fowley. He went with _her_ to the nuclear
plant to gather evidence... I told you about
that, remember? Anyway, he said that he trusts
her over me. Can you believe that?"
"Dana, he trusts you more than anything."
"He doesn't now," I said, sadly. I frowned
at my badge. "Why can't he see how much I love him..?"
"When you were missing, Dana, he wanted
revenge for what they did to you. He lovesyou. Why can't you see that?"
"I'm afraid that he'll reject me..."
"He's not going to reject you... He
wants you. He wants you bad..."
"I don't know. How am I going to let
him know that I want him?"
"You'll know," the badge said. I closed
the badge, and I put it in a drawer inmy nightstand.
My badge--or should I say my conscience?--is
right. I've got to tell Mulder how I feel about him. It's the only way.
I'll tell him tomorrow, but first, I have
to get ready for bed. I put moisturizer on
my face, and then, I took it off. It makes
my skin feel refreshed from a long, hard at work.
Do you want to know why I feel this way?
I'm sure you do.
I had to make a photocopy of a background
check for some person who wants to get into the
FBI. I hate these background check--scut work--if
you ask me. Anyway, I'm getting off the topic. Not
good for a woman your age, Scully... I had this
daydream at the copier room... It's darn rightnasty...
I daydreamed that I was having sex with Mulder
in the photocopier room. He took off my clothes.
Everything came off. My blouse. My bra. My skirt.
My undies. My nylon stockings... My shoes...
Then, I undressed him, and everything came off.
His tie. His shirt. His underwear. His pants.
His socks. *Everything* came off. I slipped him
a cherry-ribbed-flavored condom for him to use
for my pleasure. It's not every day that you
make passionate love with your partner... His
butt was leaned against the copier machine, andthen, he fucked me.
It was the best lay that I ever had. Too bad,it was all in my head...
Damn! I stepped on something in my room... I
picked it up and it was a Barbie doll's purple
tutu... My niece, Regina, was playing with herdolls in here... Grr...
Anyway, I've got to tell Mulder how I feel about him. Now!
The End!
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Erin Blair- eblair@sonic.net- "And if I quit now, they win."
- from the X-Files: Fight the Future