TOP TEN XF CHARACTERS TO SIC ON TFO
By TeaL the Fowley slayer
Talitha_1121@yahoo.com

10: Terri and Margi.
One look at her outfits and they'll have to put her out of her misery.

9: Big Blue.
It wouldn't be too difficult for him to mistake her for a dog.

8: Pusher.
Cerulean blue is like a gentle breeze.... She'll never see it coming.

7: Donnie Pfaster.
He'll never have to feed again.

6: Emil.
"Dude, stay on the path and don't go past the tall weeds"
::Emil smacks himself on the forehead as TFO disappears into the distance::
"Oh man, we forgot to warn her about the..."
*BOOM!*
"landmines and junk..."

5: Phoebe, Kristen, Bambi
Lock all four in a small room and let them fight to the death.

4: The 'Darkness falls' bugs.
Drop TFO off in the middle of the woods with an hours worth of generator gas.
Hey I may hate her but I'm not totally heartless.

3: The Tulpa.
Hey Diana, this pink flamingo would look beautiful on your front lawn...

2: Three words...
Brain sucking amoebas.

And the number one XF character to sic on TFO....

Scully.
No real reason, just because I think it'd be fun to watch. *eg*

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TeaL's disclaimer:
~TFO was not harmed during the writing of this list....sorry folks~

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