So who am I to mess with tradition? Here I present some of the best one's I've come up with and if other's provide more, I'll add those too (in addition to the Christmas Filk Page and yes, it's still here)
So, without further ado, I present my contributions to the VTTBOTS universe. Enjoy!
Bruce
P.S. Click on the music title for a midi file of the tune
Chip Morton has no pockets.
Chip Morton has no pockets.
Lee's got those big brown eyes and a killer smile
Chip Morton has no pockets.
When Lee's not there he will save the day.
Chip Morton has no pockets.
Crane is always standing by the periscope
Ob la di, ob la da, take her down, Chip!
Patterson is working at the sonar board
Ob la di, ob la da, take her down, Chip!
The bad guys marked the cars by painting a big white 'X'.
When they are trapped by mines they use the mini-sub
Ob la di, ob la da, take her down, Chip!
Aliens invaded here to make it home sweet home
Happy ever after sails our fearless crew
Ob la di, ob la da, take her down, Chip!
So if you want some fun
I am research hear me roar If I manage to confuse you Yes, you can whine I've a thesaurus Encyclopedia I am drivil!
Chip Morton has no pockets.
Chip Morton has no pockets in his pants
He can't carry keys
He can't carry change
Some of the guys think that he's deranged
He's got blond hair
He's got great blue eyes
But even so it just can't disguise
that
Chip Morton has no pockets.
Chip Morton has no pockets in his pants
Curly has no hair
The Admiral's red hair can drive the ladies wild
Arthur Godfrey beware
Chip Morton has no pockets.
Chip Morton has no pockets in his pants.
Don't know why his pants are made that way.
When Lee orders for the sub to dive,
Its Chip that yells out "Dive All Dive!"
I write these filks 'cause my mind is bent
I do believe this gift is heaven sent, but
Chip Morton has no pockets.
Chip Morton has no pockets in his pantsOb-la-di, Ob-la-dive
(To the McCartney/Lennon tune: Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da)
Nelson's drawing backwards on the glass.
Morton cries "My god there isn't any hope!"
And Sharkey yells "Kowalski! Move your lazy ass!"
La la la la dive dive dive!
Ob la di, ob la da, take her down, Chip!
La la la la dive dive dive!
O'Brian works just two months of the year.
The giant squid will make sure that we don't get bored
If it attacks we will just zap it in the rear!
La la la la dive dive dive!
Ob la di, ob la da, take her down, Chip!
La la la la dive dive dive!
But Nelson shot the guy in no time flat, after he jumped from the wreck
It goes out and they cut the cable free
One mine hits another and next thing you know
The mini-sub get blown to eternity
La la la la dive dive dive!
Ob la di, ob la da, take her down, Chip!
La la la la dive dive dive!
But Crane and Nelson blew their plans apart so now they are forced to roam.
Daring new adventures every week
Drinking coffee waiting for a storm to brew
Or for the bulkheads to just spring another leak
La la la la dive dive dive!
Ob la di, ob la da, take her down, Chip!
La la la la dive dive dive!
Sing dive dive dive dive dive!
I am Research
(To the tune of I am Woman)
With too much data to ignore
Though it drags the story down into the muck.
The Trivia will overwhelm you
You won't realize my writing really sucks!
But it will not stop the pain.
If a plot survives
I will bury it again