Funny Moments on Days

Vivian and Ivan's Wacky Antics

#1---Susan has gone to an exclusive spa to make herself look just like Kristen. Vivian and Ivan were told to spy on her. Ivan had to dress up as a woman to be allowed into the spa. In this scene, Ivan, now Ivana, has gone into the waiting room and is talking to the receptionist.

receptionist: "You will be gorgeous when we get through with you Ivana. You will turn many heads."
Ivan(a): "The only head I want to turn is that of my Madam."
receptionist: "Your Madam? They'll let anybody in here these days."
Ivan(a) is wearing a face mask. (S)he looks in the mirror and says "spooky".

#2---This funny moment occured during John and Susan's Graceland wedding. Vivian was wearing a wacky country- style outfit and Ivan was beside her also looking very funky. They were looking for Stephano when they spotted a woman police officer:

Vivian to officer: "Officer, have you seen anyone strange lurking on the grounds?"
Officer looks Vivian up and down and says: "Strange is normal at this house."

Krazy Kristen and her Evil Papa, Stefano

#1---This funny moment only involves Kristen. She has been trapped in the secret room watching Susan seduce John. She thought that John was going to discover Susan's tatoo and then it would be all over for Susan. Kristen is so happy so she yells out the following:

"Yippy, yippy!!!"

She then realizes that she is starting to lose her mind and she says:

"Stop it! I'm starting to sound like Susan."

#2---Kristen and Stefano have been watching Sami scheming to get her own way through a video monitor.

Kristen: "I don't see Sami. I wonder what that little tramp is up to now!"
Stefano: "You know you can learn a little something from that little tramp. At least she knows how to hold on to her man."

#3---Another sweet moment between Kristen and her dad:

Kristen about Sami: "How can a marriage work if it is based on lies?"
Stefano: "You are hardly one to pose a question like that, Kristen. Sami is trying to do what you tried to do. The only difference is you failed, she triumphed."

If you know of any other funny moments, please write me and I will
add them to this section. You will be credited for it!

© 1997 sbaum@netcom.ca


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