Real Name: Carl R. Knecht
Does the R. stand for Rialtus?  No.
Rudolph? No, and quit asking about my middle initial.
Date of Birth: August 16, 1972
Place of Birth: San Bernardino, CA
Height: 6 foot
Weight: Paused.
Eyes: Two. 
Eye color: Hazel
Significant Other:  Jen Bell
Work: Sempra Energy, as a Service Delivery Consultant
You figure out how to get energy to houses?  Nope.  
Hey my gas bill is so high!  And you expect me to do what about this?
Hey I'm high!  Good for you.
Car:  1994 Honda Accord LX
License Plate:  RIALTUS
Is it Rye-alt-us, or Ree-alt-us?  Yes.  I respond to either.
Current residence:  Living in MY house in Upland, CA
TV appearances:   Game Show Network's Club AM and the game show Pictionary (November 27, 1997)  I was also in the shadows when Daniel went for over two million dollars on Greed, but that doesn't really count.
Wanted:  Dead or alive.
Bowling average: 120ish (on a good day)
What's with the Blue Felt Thingee?  It has it's own page.  Visit it!
Why do you list movie reviews?  Why not?  People ask me if I've seen any good movies lately, so I list the movies I see online.
And the book reviews?  I have Rob to blame for that.  His list is just so good that I can't possibly hope to match it, but these keep my interest (usually).
Favorite TV Shows:  Many game shows, Babylon 5, Sports Night, The West Wing
Who do you serve?  And who do you trust?  What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?  I'm outta here!