Funny ( Dumb )Things some people Said

Homer

• Sweet merciful crap!
• Bed goes up, bed goes down.
• Ummmmmmmm! Organized crime.
• Look at that blubber fly!
• What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?
• Did you wreck the car? [Bart/Lisa : no] Did you raise the dead? [Bart/Lisa : yes] But the car's okay?
• Ummmmmmmm! I CAN feel 3 times the softness.
• (Whispers) I think he's talking to you.
• Oh how convinient.
• Your adopted and I don't like you.
• What the hell is that.
• More more(electrical shock).
• No time for losers because I am the champian!
• I don't want to look like some weirdo I'll go with the mummu.