Moe(Mar) Jokes

Hue Jass

Bart : "Can I speak to Mr. Jass? First name Hue."

Moe : "Huge Ass? Somebody check the men's room for a Huge Ass!"

Hue : "I'm Hue Jass."

Moe : "Phone call."

Hue :"Hello".

Bart : "Um I'll level with you. This is a crank call that backfired."

Hue : "What a nice little boy."

Ivanna Tinkle

Laura : "Hi can I speak to a Mrs. Tinkle? First name..."

Bart (whispers): "Ivanna."

Laura : "Ivanna?"

Moe : "Ivanna Tinkle? Ivanna Tinkle? Everybody put down your glasses, Ivanna Tinkle"!

I. P Freely

Bart : " Hello can I speak to a Mr. Freely first initials I. P"?

Moe : " I.P. Freely. Hey everybody look at me I. P Freely. "

Bart and Lisa [ whisper ] : "Ha ha ha" .

Amanda Huggenkiss

Bart: " Hi can I speak to a Mrs. Huggenkiss. First name Amanda"?

Moe: " A man to hug and kiss.Why can't I find a man to hug and kiss"?

Barney : " Maybe your standerds are to high".

Moe's Bar:" Ha ha ha ha ha ha".

Bart :" Ha ha ha ha ha ha".

B.O. Problem

Bart:"Can I speak to a Mrs. OProblem? First initial B".

Moe:"B.O Problem . Hey everybody do I have a B.O Problem"?

Barney:"You sure do Moe"!

Moe's Bar:"Ha ha ha ha ha".

Bart:"Ha ha ha ha ha".

Seymore Butts

Bart:"Hello can I speak to a Mr.Butts? First name Seymore".

Moe:"Uh Seymore Butts. hey everybody I want a Seymore Butts"!

Bart;"Ha ha ha ha ha".

Mia Buttreeks

Bart:"Hello can I speak to a Mrs.Buttreeks? First name Mia."?

Moe:"Mia Buttreeks.Hey everybody look at me, Mia Buttreeks"!

Moe's Bar:"ha ha ha ha ha".

Bart:"Ha ha ha ha ha.".

Anita Bath

Bart:"Hello can I speak to a Mrs.Bath. First name Anita?"

Moe:"Anita Bath everybody anita Bath".

Bart:"Ha ha ha".

Oliver Clothesoff