Quiz #4

Who lost his glasses in a toilet bowl in the nuclear plant?

 
Smithers
J.F.K.
Richard Nixon
Henry Kissinger

2. Who's said: "Well, basically I just copied the plant we have now. Then I added fins to lower wind resistence. And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp."

 
Ralph Wiggum: explaining his school project.
Smithers: honing his engineering skills while drunk
Homer: entering a children's contest
Burns: delerious from lack of sleep

3. Pick the fake Troy McClure movie title.

 
"Dig Your Own Grave and Save!"
"Mothballing Your Battleship"
"Leper in the Backfield"
"When Thong Bikinis Go Wrong"

4. "I'm here to put the "pal" back in principal!" Who followed that joke with a similar one which failed?

 
Mrs. Krabappel
Superintendent Chalmers
Marge Simpson
Flanders

5. Lunchlady Doris: "More testicles mean more __________."

 
fun
iron
takers
grease

6. "You dial 9-1, and then when I say so, dial 1 again." Who said it?

 
Nana Van Houten
Abe Simpson
Hans Moleman
Marge Simpson

7. "Oh my God! The _________ has disbanded!"

 
NRA
ASPCA
ACLU
PTA

8. "The common box-kite was originally used as a means of drying wet string!" Who said it?

 
Martin Prince
Professor Frink
Mr. Burns
Homer

9. "Who will come and live a life devoted to chastitiy, abstinence, and a flavorless mush I call root marm?" Again I ask, who said it?

 
The cult leader who can't convert Homer
Apu: after he stays up three staight days at the Quickie Mart?
Mr. Shelbyville
Jebadiah Spingfield

10. Who bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?

 
Homer
Barney
Kent Brockman
Krusty the clown