My favorite Seinfeld episodes in no particular order
"The Fire"-George goes to his girlfriend's son's birthday party and is amazed that the clown doesn't know who Bozo is. A fire starts in the kitchen and he knocks down women and children to get out first. Jerry is heckled by Elaine's co-worker during his routine so he goes down to where she works and heckles her. The woman gets so upset she runs out in front of a street cleaner that cuts off her pinky toe. Kramer saves the toe and stops a robbery on the bus.
"The Face Painter"-Elaine dates Puddy who paints his face to look like the Devil. Puddy causes a priest to have a heart attack because he thinks Puddy is the Devil. Kramer gets in a fight with a monkey at the zoo. Jerry gets free hockey tickets but doesn't thank his friend. George says "I love you" and doesn't get the reaction he expected.
"The Hot Tub"-An Olympic athlete (who overslept at the Olympics) stays with Elaine, and she has to make sure Jean Paul makes it to the New York Marathon on time. Jerry doesn't trust Elaine so he asks Jean Paul to stay with him. Kramer gets a hot tub. The heat pump shorts out causing the whole building to lose power so Jean Paul oversleeps again. George entertains the owners of the Houston Astros for Mr. Steinbrenner.
"The Limo"-George and Jerry need a ride home from the airport. George says his name is O'Brien so they can have a free limo ride. The driver tells them he has the four tickets for the event at Madison Square Garden. Jerry thinks they are Knicks tickets and calls Kramer and Elaine to invite them. The limo stops to pick up two Nazi's sent to guard O'Brien (who is the leader of the Arayan Union) to a convention at Madison Square Garden. George and Jerry have to pretend to be O'Brien and his friend Murphy so they won't die. Kramer thinks Jerry is a Nazi.
"The Little Kicks"-Elaine loses her staff's respect after dancing at a company party but thinks it's because George attended. George has to take on the role as the "bad boy" after finding out his girlfriend likes bad boys. Jerry is forced to bootleg a movie for Kramer's friend.
"The Trip"-Jerry is performing on the Tonight Show and brings George with him to help look for Kramer. Kramer is accused of being a serial killer. Jerry and George try to clear his name. Kramer is released after a murder was committed while he was in jail. Kramer leaves LA to return to New York with Jerry and George.
"The Contest"-George's mother catches him pleasuring himself. The gang makes a bet to see who can go the longest without doing that.
"The Chicken Roasters"-Kenny Rogers' Roasters moves in across the street from the apartment building with a neon chicken sign that shines into Kramer's place 24 hours a day. Kramer and Jerry switch apartments; and personalities. George thinks his girlfriend stole his Russian hat. Elaine is in trouble for abusing the Peterman account.
"The Dinner Party"-the gang is headed to a dinner party. On the way they stop for wine and cake. Elaine and Jerry are disappointed the bakery is out of chocolate bobka. Jerry eats a black and white cookie and breaks his 14 year streak of not throwing up. George and Kramer buys the wine and George's coat causes him a lot of problems. Sadaum Hussain double parks blocking in George and Kramer.
"The Handicap Spot"- the gang goes to the mall to buy The Drake an engagement gift. They park in a handicapped spot because the parking lot is full. A handicapped woman is injured when the battery on her wheelchair goes down from parking so far away. An angry mall crowd destroys George's car.
"The Bubble Boy"-Jerry agrees to visit a boy in a bubble on the way to upstate New York. George is the only one with directions and loses Jerry on the interstate. George gets in a fight with The Bubble Boy over a dispute during Trivial Pursuit. Kramer burns down Susan's father's cabin.
"The Old Man"-The gang volunteers to spend time with senior citizens. Kramer and Newman try to sell old records.
"The Pilot"-NBC is starting the pilot Jerry and George wrote. George thinks he is dying of cancer because of a discoloration on his lip. Elaine thinks Monks is only hiring large breasted women. Kramer is constipated.
"The Bris"-Elaine and Jerry are godparents and help out with the Bris. George's car is damaged when someone commits suicide. Kramer thinks he saw a Pigman.
"The Raincoats"-Jerry makes out during Schindler's List and Newman tells his parents. Elaine is dating a close talker obsessed with showing Jerry's parents around New York. George becomes a Big Brother. Kramer and Morty sell raincoats.
"The Soup Nazi"-Everyone in New York wants soup from a guy with strict ordering procedures. Kramer watches an armoire for Elaine until two gay guys rob him for it.
"The Gum"-Kramer opens up an old movie theater. Lloyd Braun is released from the mental hospital and Kramer goes out of his way to convince him he isn't crazy. Lloyd thinks Jerry wears glasses so Kramer makes Jerry wear glasses. Elaine tries not to lead Lloyd on. Jerry is forced to buy 100 packs of gum to not upset Lloyd. An old friend of George's thinks he is mentally ill.
"The Rye"-George's parents meet Susan's parents. The Costanza's take back the rye Susan's parents didn't serve so George has to sneak it back in. Kramer drives a handsome cab for a friend. Elaine dates a guy who thinks they are hot and heavy.
"The Doll"-Susan has a doll that looks just like Mrs Costanza. Jerry's jar of BBQ sauce he was going to use for a bit is destroyed. Frank turns George's bedroom into a pool hall and plays pool with The Maestro. Elaine tries to get an autograph of the third tenor.
"The Wig Master"-An obnoxious wig master stays with George. Jerry is upset that people flirt with people he is with. Kramer is arrested because the police think he's a pimp. Elaine dates a guy for a store discount.
"The Fatigues"-Elaine hires an insane man to write for the catologue. Kramer tries to cook for Jewish singles and has to get help from Frank. Jerry's girlfriend's mentor is dating Banya. George tries to find a specific book on tape.
"The Butter Shave"-Kramer shaves with butter. Jerry feels he is given a bad time slot at the comedy club. George fakes a handicap to get a job. Elaine goes to Europe with Puddy and fights with him all the way home.
"The Serenity Now"-Frank uses the term "SERENITY NOW!" to relax himself. Jerry gets in touch with his feelings. George competes with Lloyd Braun selling computers. Elaine has Shiksappeal. Kramer turns the outside of his apartment into Anytown USA.
"The Chinese Resturaunt"-the gang waits for a table at a Chinese resturaunt.
"The Note"-Jerry, George, and Elaine all get notes from their dentist for a massage so their insurance will pay for it. A man gives George a massage and he thinks IT moved. Kramer thinks he saw Joe DiMagio in Dinky Doughnuts.
"The Parking Garage"-the gang can't find their car in this huge parking garage.
"The Parking Space"-George gets in an argument with Mike Moffit over a parking space. Everyone takes sides in the matter.
"The Opera"-Elaine is dating Crazy Joe Divola. Crazy Joe puts the kibosh on Jerry at the opera. George and Kramer scalp opera tickets.
"The Airport"-Elaine flies coach and Jerry flies first class. George and Kramer pick them up from the airport.
"The Visa"-Babu is deported back to Pakistan because his visa was in Jerry's mail. George is dating the lawyer handling Ping's case against Elaine. Jerry tries not to be funny to make George look funny. Kramer is sent home from baseball fantasy camp after punching Mickey Mantle.
"The Outing"-A reporter writes that George and Jerry are lovers in the NYU paper. "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
"The Puffy Shirt"-Kramer dates a low-talker who talks Jerry into wearing a Puffy shirt on the Today Show. George moves in with his parents and becomes a hand model.
"The Conversion"-George converts to Lathian Orthodox for his girlfriend but she moves away. Jerry thinks his girlfriend has fungus. Kramer has the Kavorka.
"The Big Salad"-George buys a big salad for Elaine and is upset his girlfriend took credit for it. Jerry is dating a girl Newman dumped. Kramer thinks he is responsible for a murder of a dry cleaner.
"The Jimmy"-Jerry and George meets a guy who refers to himself in the third person. Kramer is thought to be mentally handicapped. Jerry thinks he was violated at the dentist.
"The Seven"-Jerry dates a girl who always wears the same dress. George wants to name his child Seven. Elaine buys a little girl's bike and gives it to Kramer because he fixed her stiff neck.
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