The episode movies are the episodes in their entirety. Warning: these files are not downloadable, they are Real Video. You will need a Real Video player to view them.
If you see a it is a Real Video, if not it is a download.





Episode 1, Cartman gets an anal probe: In this episode cartman gets kidnapped by aliens and gets an anal probe. A lot of funky stuff happens to him. Also Kyle's little brother is taken by aliens and the kids try to get him back.

Episode 2, Weight Gain 4000: In this episode cartman wins the essay contest in school and gets to be on T.V. with Cathy Lee Gifford. He also takes weight Gain 4000 and gets really fat! (more so than now)


Episode 3, Volcano: In this episode the kids go hunting with uncle Jimbo. The volcano on the hill also erupts and they have to save the town.


Episode 4, Big gay Al's big gay boat ride: In this episode Stan gets a gay dog and has a big football game at school.


Episode 5, An elephant makes love to a pig: In this episode the kids try to breed an elephant and a pig for a science experment for school.


Episode 6, Death: In this episode Stan's grandpa wants to die and so he tries to kill himself. Also the parents of South Park protest Tarrence and Philip.


Episode 7, Pink eye: In this episode Kenny becomes a zombie and bites everybody and makes them zombies too. This is also the Holloween episode.


Episode 8, Starven Marven: In this episode the kids order a ethiopian and Cartman gets sent to Ethiopia.


Episode 9, Mr. Hankey: In this episode it is Christmas and the school is making a play. Kyle's mom complains that the play is offensive to her religion. So the town tries to make a non-offensive, non-denominational play. Meanwhile Kyle is seeing this talking poo named Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo.






All of the downloadable shorts are large, they run from 50mb to 25mb in size.

Frosty: This was the first short made. it is a little staticy, the color is light, it's a little scketchy, and Cartman's name is Kenny, but other wise it's OK.

Sprit of Christmas: In this short the kids learn what Christmas is really about. Also Jesus and Santa battle is out.

Jay Leno: In this short Jay Leno comes to school to teach the kids about Thanksgiving. The kids all make fun of his chin.








Bitch Song: This is the classic "Kyle's mom's a bitch" song sung by Cartman.

Chef X-Mas: In this clip Chef sings his "non-offensive, non-denominational" Christmas song.

Kyle Mr. Hanky: In this clip Kyle see's Mr. Hanky and Mr. Hanky jumps around the bathroom and makes a mess.

Ants in the Pants: In this clip Cartman is pissed off about his birthday gift.

Damien: In this clip Damien "the new kid" trashes the cafeteria.

Mega Man: In this clip Cartman explains what everyone is to get him for his birthday.

Pay Per View: This clip is the commerical for the Satan VS. Jesus fight on Pay Per View.





Meet Cartman: A Commercial that introduces Cartman.

Meet Kenny: A Commercial that introduces Kenny.

Meet Stan: A Commercial that introduces Stan.

Meet Kyle: A Commercial that introduces Kyle.

South Park into: A Commercial that introduces the show South Park.

South Park 1: A Commercial for the first episode of South Park.