Action Figure Dolls
HP_Davis
"Jealous Xander doll"
When put together with Angel and Buffy dolls, it attacks Angel in a jealous rage. When the string is pulled, it mouths off, babbles incoherantly about women he'll never have. Comes with clothes - ski sweaters for the dead of SUMMER, and ugly brown shoes.
Kilee
"Oz Doll"
Oz plays guitar and kisses Willow at the same time. If you have a zombie Doll (sold seperetly) it will hit it with the guitar. When you pull the string Oz howls like a warewolf. Comes with guitar, 3 shirts, and a breath freshener (that you can use too!)
Vince (vmacek@mindspring.com)
"Action Giles!"
With kung-fu brow-furrow. Pull the string and he, um, that is, he, well, the thing is, he...explains things. Action Library playset sold separately.
Amanda Heiler (candy63@hbzmail.com)
"Hammer Xander"
turns it's face and fall to the ground. Says "yes everyone hit ME!" when you pull the string. Comes with additional Cordelia hand slapper.
Slayergirl (slayergirl@juno.com)
"Katherine the Great Statue"
A nice paper weight/ fake-cheerleading trophy. It's eyes move when string is pulled. Comes with marble base.
Maggie Brown (Aquarianne@aol.com)
"Sleeping Beauty Buffy"
Sleeps peacfully in her bed and sometimes (when she's grounded) neglects bedtime to make out with "window sil Angel." When you pull it's string she turns in her bed, and whispers Angel's name. Comes with Mr. Gordo, Bed, and pj's.
"Window Sil Angel"
Sits on your window sil, and watches sleeping beauty Buffy sleep (can also make out with Buffy from her window when she is grounded). smiles and whispers goodnight when string is pulled. Comes with suction cup shoes for easy window access.
Roxy (Gwennabe2@aol.com)
"Xander the Hormone Boy!"
He says bad pick up lines, a pool, and really bad outfits. When you pull it's string he says really bad pick up lines, and the 4th time you pull his string he runs like a girl. Comes with those really weird clothes you seen him wearing, sea creatures, Speedos, and running shoes.
Jane (Happygirl_com@yahoo.com)
"Mumbling Watcher Doll"
He mumbles about ancient prophecies and tell slayer Buffy to be careful. Pull the string and he looks through is musty books, mumbles something about the end of the world, and closes it with a clud of dust. Pull his string a gain, and he paces back and forth. Comes with his very own shelf of dust library books, 5 tweed suits, glasses, and Slayer Buffy Doll. (extra dust sold seperately)
"Witless Friend Xander Doll"
Acts funny and drools when you put it near the Victim Doll. (female version only). Pull the string and he makes a completely stupid, yet somehow moronically funny comment, laughs at his own joke, and shuts up. If you put the Slayer Buffy Doll within a hundred meters of him, he turns into a babbling idiot, and won't shut up until you pull his string. Comes with his very own "ticket to a sweet D-", weird looking clothes. As a special bonus, you get the Slayer Buffy Doll and the Mumbling watcher Doll. (sorry, only Giles available)
"Witless Friend Willow Doll"
Acts shy and hacks into the schools computer system. Pull the string and she whips out her laptop, makes some self-effacing comment, and hacks into the mainframe computer system to find information on demons. It even makees goo-goo eyes when you put the Witless Friend Xander doll in fron of it! Comes with her very own laptop, password decoding book, book bag with perfectly done homework, and as a bonus, you get the Slayer Buffy doll and the Mumbling watcher Doll. (sorry, only Giles available)
"Slayer Buffy Doll"
It makes some witty comment, does an impossible karate move and stakes vamp doll. Pull the string and it jumps into a fighting stance, makes some witty comment about their looks and stakes the vampire. Comes with her own specialty line of wear-once clothes, closet, stake, crossbow, cross, holy water, and as a bonus, you get the Witless Friend doll (comes in either Xander or Willow), and the Mumbling watcher Doll. (sorry, only Giles available)
"Bite Me Victim Doll"
It dies and comes back to life as a bloodthirsty monster again and again (warning, do not leave doll unattended). Pull the string and it goes white, screams and collapses. Comes with it's own special steel cage (for when you're done playing), designer out dated clothes, and as a bonus, you get your very own Slayer Buffy Doll and Blood Sucker Spike doll.
Diana (Diana
(email) diana@megahits.com)
"Vampire and Buffy Doll"
Buffy Kills the Vampire. When you pull the string Buffy pulls out a mirror and the Vampire screams, then dies. Accessories: Mirror, Stake, Dust.
Katie Caulfield (mail08096@netscape.net)
"Spike ready to team up with Buffy!!"
Unexpectedly wacks Angel with a stick and tries to keep Dru from saving her beloved "Angel" and deverts him from wakin up alphaphla or whatever. When you pull the string it raises from wheel chair and beats Angel to stop him from turning on the alarm clock for ol' stone boy who sleeps pretty soundly, Beats off Dru who wants to save her Li'l boy Angel, and meanwhile shouts encouragement to our beloved Buffy. So he can do anything! Instant popularity!!!!! Comes with Acathla(I THINK it's spelled right?) With big tomb, instruction manual to wake up hungry man, unfortanete delivery guy that the angel (also included!) uses for the ritual. all of the slayerettes, the slayer and the watcher wepons Kendra and Dru. Assorted medical items for all slayerettes, and all the other characters in that episiode.
Jennifer Bratcher ()
"Ticked Off Angel Doll"
He and and Buffy get captured and he gets really mad and starts to kick butt. When you pull the string he snarles, "Don't you touch her!" Comes with black trench coat and Helpless Buffy Doll.
Claire (cordelia7wb@hotmail.com)
"Dingoes Ate My Baby "Oz" doll"
Sits on the edge of his van (sold seperatly) and painstakingly practices hard cords. When you pull the string he says witty pick up lines like "canape?" and "i mock you with my monkey pants". If you pull his string twice, he gets shot in the arm. Three times and he turns into a werewolf. Comes with guitar and van. Dingo sold seperatly.
Grendle deValera (jonimcaldo@aol.com)
"Second Chance Ms. Calender"
Pull the string on it's back, it types a bit, pulls out a little disk, drops the disk, runs a bit, and then the head rotates 180 degree's. Comes with disk, computer, and neck-snapping sounds tape.
Snshn20 (Snshn20@aol.com)
"The Annointed One Doll"
When put in the same room, with Spike and Dru dolls it screams while being fried in the sun. When you pull its string it says "You failed." and other powerful messages to vamps in sweet innocent voice. Comes with, Hanging cage, Vampire Followers, crushed master bones, and master restoration ritual book.
buffy (bufy31885@aol.com)
"Angel/Buffy smooch doll"
When Buffy kisses Angel his head flips and he turns into Angelus.
Pull the string and Angel screams "buffy!" before changing. Comes with black suits for angel.
canius m (canius5lupius.yahoo.com)
"Blow Up Angel Doll"
For those lonly nights after watching buffy the vampire slayer.
Tells you how much it wants to kiss you when you pull it's string. Comes complete with removible clothing.
Chad Irby (cirby@magicnet.net)
"Terminally Shy Willow"
Only mutters shyly on about every third or fourth pull of the string.
"Hormonally Challenged Xander"
He talks normally, except for when you hold the Buffy doll in front of it.
"Abstracted in Thought Giles"
Quotes passages from long-lost books, and comes with its own tea set.
"Shut Up Cordelia"
Speaks all of the time, and only stops talking when you pull her string.
bluecalx (bluecalx@mindspring.com)
"Generic Sunnydale High Student"
Figure talks to Buffy/Xander/Willow when you pull its string and then turns up dead a couple hours later.
"Generic Sunnydale High Faculty Member"
This figure would have similar features.
E. H. Harriman (nada@home.com)
"Sunnydale High School Principal"
You pay a lot for a figure that'll only last four episodes before it breaks or is mysteriously eaten by the neighbors pack of dogs.
Rudy (darkone) (darkone@uniserve.com)
"Mrs. Summers Doll"
Has a puzzled look to it. When you pull it's string it says something totally unrelated to what's happening. Comes with an erotic fertility stature and barbeque fork.
lena Kotler (Question3@webtv.net)
"Reasearch Helper 4 Buffy"
Sits and reads vampire books. Dreamly talks of meeting a vampire. Recites lates Anne Rice book quotes and Tells buffy to watch her back when you pull it's string. Come with useless vampire books and a scketch book of her and vampires.
Katherine (colby@texas.net)
"Willow"
Doesn't say anything, except when you pull it's string. Lifts it's hand, which has a Kool Aid squeeze bottle in it, and takes a drink when you pull it's string. Comes with a backpack.
"Buffy"
Says one of many cool lines, and stakes a vampire. Raises it's hand, and brings it down, with a stake in it, to stake a vampire when you pull it's string. Accessories vary from vampire doll to a stake.
Adriane (The actriz@aol.com)
"The Make 'er faint Angel action figure"
Mysteriously show up when yer very own kick butt buffy doll is in trouble. He also disappears and cant be found for days. When you pull its string it flashes his gorgeous and mysterious eyes eyes at u and mumble a cryptic message that politely tells u to watch yer back...about every 10th pull he congratulate u and disapears yet again. Accessories: removable teeshirt (compleate with blood stains and everything) Coming Soon: a refrigerater compleate with blood bags and everything!!!
"Kick Butt Buffy Doll"
Fights vampires, hyenaboys,w itches, u name it she'll slay it. says "we saved the world i say we party, i mean i got all pretty" and other assorted comments when you pull it's string. Accessories include her diary complete with fantasies about the Make 'er faint Angel Action Figure, crossbow, prom dress, stake, holy water, button that says "i'm a slayer ask me how", cross, and knee high black boots. COMING SOON: Trunk to keep slaying stuff in AND a closet full of wear once clothes.
Cory Bean (cdbean@bosco.meis.uab.edu)
"Needs To Go Home Giles"
Stumbles about the room, has five-o-clock shadow, and looks like he needs a shower and to sleep until next Tuesday. When you pull it's string it mutters incoherently and asks for the next book. Comes with an always wrinkled suit, archaic books, and genuine stuffy odor.
Danaro (danaro@hotmail.com)
"Joyce Summers"
Dummy with a concerned look. When you pull it's string it wrings it hands and says, "well, if you're SURE..." Comes with five suites for workdays (ONLY FIVE), and a nightgown.
Nikks (WillowGrl9@aol.com)
"Got to Hit Someone Xander"
Every twentyfourth press of the button on his back and Xander lands a nice left hook on the Way Too Energetic Vampire. When you pull it's string it exlaims, "Hey, I got to hit someone." Comes with an ice pack for his sore knuckles and a Hero Worship-Like Buffy so his ego feels better.
Hollie (The_Nickalls@MSN.COM)
"Willow The Internet Helper Doll"
Always a great companion when you are surfing. When you pull her string, Willow The Internet Helper Doll helps you hack into any top secret place you want! Additional accessories include: your very own minature Willow bookbag!
"The Cutey Xander Doll"
This adorable doll will drool and stare at any picture of buffy you place in front of him, for long periods of time. When you pull The Cutey Xander Doll's string, he will babble endlessly! Great for those moments on the phone or at a party where you run out of things to say! Comes complete with hormones!!!!
Keri (mpike@mail.froggernet.com)
"'Hyena Boy' Xander"
Shows up after a seemingly normal and innocent field trip to the zoo. When you pull it's string it's eyes flash yellow, laughs maniacally, when you set Willow doll in front of it, says "now I won't have to look at your pasty face anymore", when you set Buffy doll in front of it, says, "Go on Slayer, I love it when you're scared". Comes with library cage and miniature Herbie the pig figure.
"Sid the Living Dummy"
Walks around by itself, basically giving everyone the wig until they discover he's a demon hunter. Hits on the Willow and Buffy dolls, stabs with its knife, says, "My jockey shorts are made out of better material...and they're edible, too". Comes with guillotine, knife, Marc the Demon doll.
"Invisible Marcie"
Gets revenge on Cordelia. When you pull it's string it hits Mitch doll with baseball bat, pushes Harmony doll down stairs, pulls Cordy doll through ceiling, "plays surgeon", traps Xander, Giles and Willow dolls in the basement with the gas valve turned on. Comes with baseball bat, yearbook full of "Have a good summer" signatures, textbook on "Infiltration and Assassination", cassette tape of flute music. Coming soon: Marcie's above-the-band-room living area.
Eric Wayne Dearden (ewd33@hotmail.com)
"The Sunnydale Razorback"
Calls attention to students who just so happen to be vampires. Squeals when you pull it's string (translation: "Eat me! I'm a reject from McDonalds!") Comes with fake razorback tail, miniature Sunnydale Razorbacks helmet, tartar sauce, B-B-Q sauce, Ceasar Salad
"The Cordelia will Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Shut Up! Doll"
Talks, talks, talks, screams, talks, talks, talks........... When you pull it's string it asks you, "How's my hair? If it isn't good....... (screams)" Comes with mirror, cheerleading outfit, headless teacher doll.
Gary Waltz (waltz@gte.net)
"Season Premiere Buffy"
Stands around looking cool! When you pull it's string it gives you a swift kick to the head, she doesn't like anyone yanking her chain! Additional accessories include crossbow (not recommended).
"Dr. Gregory"
Comes with lab coat with his name on it, doll size fridge, broken and unbroken glasses, and his head easily pops off!
Khrys
"Bloodbank Angel Doll"
Robs bloodbanks and carrys around bloodbags, Drinks from the bloodbag as if it was a sippe, unless Buffy doll is near (hides it) or in danger (rushes to help). Comes with 3 bloodbags with real blood.
"Master Doll"
Sits around in an under ground cave cheesed off at Buffy doll. When you pull it's string it yaks on and on about a dusty old book to the anointed one. Comes with dusty old book of propecies, anoited one, and pond(for dropping Buffy doll face first into when he invites her down for a little um...um....um....snack).
Spiffy
"Dr. Gregory"
Talks about boring science stuff and asks Buffy about burning the gym down. Drops its glasses, and it's head falls off when you pull it's string. Acessories include: broken glasses, science lab coat with his name on it. fridge sold seperately.
Holly (hmusic@ibm.net)
"Ms. French Transformer Doll"
Can turn head around 180 degrees, transforms into oversized praying mantis. When you pull it's string it spews eggs at unfortunate doll and promptly afterwards, bites off its head. Comes with teeny tupperware container filled with miniature live crickets, drugged martini, cages with removeable sides, Buffy doll with machete, unfortunate doll with removeable head.
Jay, the "DarkJedi" (jedi610@aol.com)
"The Hammering Buffy"
Comes with a Buffy Action Figure with Blacksmith hammer and a "Master's Bone Remains." When you pull the string, Buffy lifts and strikes the Hammer at the bones until it's all crushed. Addtional Master Bones sold seperately
Rob Hammond (hammondr@storm.ca)
"Buffy Action Doll"
...with karate-chop action button on the back. Pressing button swings stake-holding arm. Speaks witty lines when pulled string. Comes with assorted stakes to match any outfit!
"Hacker Willow Doll"
Hooks up to any computer system and can bypass just about any computer security system. Pulling string enables firewall protection for your system. Comes with interface protocols for Mac or PC (Sorry, no DOS compatibility)
Buffy (DA1SLAYER@aol.com)
"Buffy the Slayer doll"
It makes some comment and kills vamp. Pull the string and it makes some witty comment an gets into fighting stance and after the second pull she kicks third pull kills vamp. Comes with stake,crossbow,vampire,cross,holywater,diary,and complete clothing line.
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