Recent episode lines by Ralph Wiggum on 11/22/98
: I hope i don't meet that weird elf Hi Lisa~ Is this my house? No Ralph, you live in a different house Chooo CHooo CHOOoo (runs out of the house)** Yay!! she is going to call my name! Yay! I got a B!! The FUNNIEST Line in that Episode by Ralph Wiggum is.. "HI SUPER-NINTEDNO CHALMERS! |
GO BANANA!!
Oh Canada!!
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My cat's breath smells like catfood.
My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there .
Me fail English, that's Unpossible!!
When the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life..
What's a diarama?
My cat's name is Mittens.
I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!
My parents won't let me use scissors..
Would you cook my dinner for me? .
Ms. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.
What's a battle?
It tastes like ....BURNING!!
Ms. Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
This is where i met the leprechaun. He tells me to Burn things.
Ms. Hoover, I don't have a red crayon. .... i ate it.
Thanks for not eating me!
When i grow up, i am going to Bovine University .
I like your toys Bart, mine is all gooey and sticky.. oops (drops his ice cream on the toys)
(Marge opens the closet and finds Ralph) Shhh.. i am playing Hide and Seek, I was in here for 2 hours.
LOOK BIG DADDY, there's Regular DADDY!
My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another one?"
Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
"Principle Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."
"I think I wet my bed."
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph: I'm a boy! Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. |
Lunch Lady Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
Ralph: What's for lunch tomorrow? Director: Next! Ralph: Chicken necks? |
Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy?
Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover. |
Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme Disease turned out to
be psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you were crazy? Janey: No, that means she was faking it. Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both. Sometimes when a deisease is in all the magazines, and all the news shows, it's only natural that you think you have it. |
Miss Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra credit question:
What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered
America?
Lisa: (raises hand) Ooh! Ooh! Miss Hoover: Anyone besides Lisa for a change? Ralph: Oh! Eh! Eh! Mis Hoover: Ralph, this better not be about your cat. (Ralph sadly puts down his hand) |
Lisa: Hey Ralph, Want to come with me and Allison to
play anagrams?
Allison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
Reverend Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for
this. So repeat after me, if i withhold the truth, may I go straight
to hell where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but
burning hot cola...
Ralph: ..Where fiery demons will punch me in the back... Bart: (ignoring)..... where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers, ... |
Nelson: I heard a witch lives there
Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there. Milhouse: You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take teh brains out of zombies and put them in heads of other zombies to create a race of Super-Zombies! Nelson: That's the house??!! |
Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet
making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Chief Wigum: Baby looked at you? Sarah - Get me Superintendent Chalmers! |