· No such thing as a shy wolf.

· He who hesitates sleeps in an empty bed.

· Football is a substitute for war.

· The Ayatollah would suck as a roommate.

· It's mostly attitude; it's not what you say, it's how you say it.

· There's no such thing as a right way of talking.

· True passion for sports, contests, violence; it comes from the working classes.

· Make a move.

· Get in the game.

· Have a beautiful trainwreck.

· There's someone for everyone.

· Coffee without caffeine, is like sex without the spanking.

· A number of people eat other people, that doesn't mean it's right for everyone.

· Every day we pass a thousand people on the street, any one of them could be our Fred or Ginger.

· Just 'cause you tease someone doesn't mean you like'em.

· Both movies and real life make it as difficult as possible for two people to find each other and fall in love.

· In real life, love would hold our interest.

· Movies end when two people finally embrace, but that is exactly when life begins.

· Everyone is aching for magic.

· Everyone wants that moment, in the third act, when their eyes meet, and the music swells, and they fall into their lover's arms.

· No one talks, no one connects anymore.

· Just because bellbottoms came back doesn't make them any more attractive.

· Love has been replaced by vibrators and chatrooms.

· People don't want to fall in love anymore because love SUCKS.

· Love's like a bad rash: It goes away, comes back, itches, but it's damned gratifying to scratch.