Season 4 Episode 81 "Chandler In a Box"-   Ross: A, you know Mon, if things work out between you and Richard's son, you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather.   Monica:  Fine, judge all you want to, but married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, lives in a box!     Season 2 Episode 25 "Ross's New Girlfriend"   The Tailor :  How long do you want the cuffs?   Chandler ;  At least as long as I own the pants.     Season 3 Episode 60 "All the Jealousy"   Rachel:  Does everyone hate these shoes?   Chandler :  Oh yeah, but I don't think anyone's gonna focus on that as long as you're wearing that towel dress!     Season 4 Episode 79 "The Dirty Girl"  (Many funny quotes in this one!)   Joey:  So next time take her to your place.   Ross:  I tried that but she said it had a weird smell.   Joey:  What kind of smell?   Ross:  I don't know soap?!   Same episode   Joey:  Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.   Chandler :  Yes it is, at Office Max!   Same episode   Cheryl(Rebecca Romaijn):  Guess Who!   Ross:  Department of Sanitation?   Same episode   Chandler (to Kathy):  Happy Birthday, I'm sorry!   Same episode