HUMANS
Highlander Clone Line
Tessa Noel
This sensual and elegant model is European sophistication and practicality at its best. A gifted artist and skilled lover, this clone is there for the long haul. A complex character who blends a mercurial temper with a sweet and loving disposition. Possess great courage, resourcefulness and heart. This one is a keeper.
Charlie DeSalvo
Man, this is one nice clone! So good looking and keeps in shape, man. This clone can whoop most people's behinds (except of course Duncan). Very loyal friend and companion but man, this does have it's drawbacks. If you don't want someone who is always in your business, man, or you don't like the phrase "Whatta ya hidin'?" you might reconsider purchasing this clone. Particularly fond of Chinese food.
Robert MacLeod
Just what was Debra Campbell thinking when she refused this guy? Was she nuts? OK, so she loved Duncan, but gees, she never heard of menage a' trois? Just look at this guy! Look at that hair! Look at that kilt! And normally, a nice guy too! Just a bit defensive here and not a little jealous. Well, now you can have him alone or pair him with a Duncan clone for the effect Debra missed. Just be sure you pay as much attention to him as you do to the Duncan clone and everything will be fine. Better than fine!
(just look at that HAIR!)
Anne Lindsey
While somewhat prone to changing her mind, this extremely sexy doctor is just the thing for the man who is feeling a little sickly and looking for a little tender loving care, or for that matter, a perfectly healthy man looking for some tender loving care.
Not for a guy who likes to keep secrets.
Maitre d' Maurice
This genuinely French clone will be the final touch of refinement to your house, no matter how small or unpretentious. He will cook the ultimate yummy recipes you always dreamed about, will keep the noisy and disturbing neighbours at bay. Very friendly albeit slightly invading. If nowhere else, can be found wandering in the bathroom.
Very economical, functions with 100% organic vintage fuel only.
Requires a well endowed wine cellar and a new toothbrush every now and then otherwise, be prepared to part with yours
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