KIMMIS
Highlander Clone Line
Grayson
This handsome, well dressed and urbane clone was a front runner for the prize. He would be the perfect escort at any event from a formal dinner to sacking a city. He also possesses a little known hidden talent, he sings show tunes. Shhh, don't tell the other kimmi clones, they would not understand and can be very cruel.
Peter Kanis
If you lie down with dogs, you are gonna get fleas. Well some people LIKE fleas! If you are one of them, this is the clone for you. This clone makes an excellent Master of the Hounds, if you happen to have a large estate with guard dogs. He is also very adept at training just one or two dogs in a smaller home. Feeds them by hand, cleans up after them, even knows when the females are coming into season! A handy talent whether you are looking to have puppies or avoid them. Caution: has been known to train the dogs a bit TOO well, having them answer only to him. Be sure he knows who is boss in your home.
Bronze Age Kronos
If you're in the mood for a little adventure, then this model is for you. He's a take-charge kinda guy who won't take no for an answer. Comes complete with face painting kit, body armour, and sword. Warning: those who are easily spooked and/or prone to nightmares should consider another clone selection.
Contemporary Kronos
Has all the amenities of the Bronze Age version but features a winning smile, and an attitude that says, "Come on, do I look *that* terrifying to you?" Comes complete with leather jacket, sword, and his own abandoned submarine base.
Warning: faint of heart should not buy this clone.
Baby-sitting Kronos
Versatile, shock-resistant and playful, this clone will be the joy of your little ones, while you are having an evening with your own personal clone. Your Baby-sitting Kronos clone will keep the children conveniently away from video games and horror movies by giving them the real terrors of their youth, the ones they will never forget.
No more discipline problems, no more rebellion. Comes with Horseman outfit, scars, horses and make-up.
Just make sure he doesn't bring his pals to your house, and make sure he knows who rules, and never let him believe you live to serve him.
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