RICHIE
Highlander Clone Line
Young Punk Richie
aka Richie "Oliver Twist" Ryan
He may seem like a tough street wise stray at first glance, but take him home and give him some affection and you'll soon find that this clone has enormous potential just waiting for the right teacher. Loyal, friendly, protective and, admit it, just the cutest thing to come down the pike in a long time, he's well worth the trouble of house breaking. This one will be a friend for life. Note: Cleans up well and looks smashing in formal wear. Ugly green jacket sold separately.
Richie the Moocher
An attractive addition to any cozy kitchen, this model enjoys putting his feet up on your clean counter and making editorial comments on your conversations while eating you out of house and home. If you enjoy "Friends"-style ripostes laced with smart aleck comebacks this may be the clone for you. Caution: clone owners over 35 who actually have some life experience may want to reconsider purchase of this clone as his know-it-all attitude will lose it's charm after 48 hours.
En Garde Richie
He might be a new immortal, but he's a new immortal that's prepared to kick ass to save your antique shop from ruin at the hands of the Evil Kimmi of the Week or the IRS. This clone is loyal to a fault and easy on the eye, even if he does have the bad habit of listening to Joan Jett. Forgive him that, and he'll be your friend for life.
Formal Date Richie
Never be without a formal date again! Need an escort to the prom? No problem! A date for Aunt Sally's wedding? No problem! Going to the opera, opening night at the theatre, dress ball, etc.? No problem! This clone can do it all. Comes with tuxedo and 2 other dress suits with all the accessories. After all, what separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize. Handcuffs sold separately.
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