One fine day at the Diner, Alfred, contemplated asking the lovely shelia, Colleen Smart out for drink, down at Yabbie Creek.

"What shelia could resist a bloke with dress sense as flamin' fine as mine!" Alf thought to himself.

"Ahh why the flamin' hell would that ugly Sheila give up an opportunity" Alf mumbled to himself as he walked up to the Bayside Diner kitchen.

"Now you listen to me Colleen Smart, I'm not cracking onto you or anything flamin' crazy like that..." Alf Started.

"What... oh Alf i could of had another heart attack! Thought you were a ghost of my old man! Sick man you are Alf, sick. What would Lancy think..." Colleen started.

"I'm not talking about what that young Lancy hoon cares about, ya old flamin' tomboy.." Alf roared.

"Oh well you might as well march yourself out of here, with that tone of voice!" Colleen retorted.

"Look, sorry love, i just wanted to have a flamin' drink with you down at Yabbie Bay pub." Alf blurted out.

"Come ONE more step closer to me and I'll call Joel on you and get you arrested for sexual harassment!" Colleen said, as she backed away slowly.

"Flamin...You know how to.. flamin... You'll get yours one day!" Alf yelled and rushed out of the kitchen, wiping his eyes frantically.

"What's the matter, dear?" Alisa asked.

"Hey.. what.. how dare you ask me that you good for nothing flamin' slut" Alf replied.

"Settle down Alf, that new stress control medicine has made you a little aggressive and well.. uh.. randy in the bed these days" Alisa added with a smile.

Alf stared at Alisa for a moment or two in confusion.

"Randy? Sounds allot like random. You never know what stupid sheilas like Alisa come up with these days" Alf thought to himself.

"No, it must mean aggressive, or another word for aggression, after all, what else could it be?" Alf concluded to himself.

Feeling a little more confident and fresh. After all, Alf is now hip, he knows what Randy means!

"What better way to show this off than to include it in a sentence with Colleen! That dumb bitch deserves it after the aggressive...no, I mean, Randy way she treated me!" Alf smiled smugly with self satisfaction.

"What's the smile all ,about, then, love?" Alisa asked.

"Just thinking of how randy Colleen was for that 15 minutes, in the kitchen" Alf spoke loudly, making sure to let the other Diner customers hear him use this new trendy word.

"Colleen?!?!" Alisa exclaimed.

"Yes, Colleen, the ugly bitch YOU employed"

"How could you?!"

"I don't know, I didn't think a drink would effect her that much, honest!"

"Get away! LEAVE ME ALONE" Alisa hissed.

"Flamin sheilas" Alf thought. "Wife must have that P bloody MS again" Alf concluded as he walked off to fetch Duncan for a spot of fishing.