Uncle Anthony
I don't like my uncle Anthony
sometimes. Sometimes he is nice to me. Sometimes he calls me
names like stupid kid or stupid Chin Jr. He says I can not act properly.
But I like to act in plays. He says I do not get the right directions.
He tells me how to act and pretend how to feel. He says I should
be an assisstant. Then he makes me call him sir and then I have to
get him water. He looks different from my dad even though they are
brothers.
Uncle Jon
Sometimes when I go to uncle
Jon's house, we watch old cartoons but they are not old cartoons, they
are classic anime. They are boring but he says they are good.
They are not in english. They are in old chinese and I have to try
and read what they say. He does not let me watch Sam and the Psycho
Search Squad because the animation quality is low. My uncle Jon is
also my dad's brother.
Uncle Shaun
My uncle Shaun is also my dad's
brother. I like my uncle Shaun. He likes the music I like.
But he is always looking at my mom's boobies. My other cousins say
my uncle Shaun stares at their moms' boobies too.
Uncle Chris
Uncle Chris has a lot of computers
and video games. But he does not talk. I asked my dad why uncle
Chris does not talk and he told me to ask him. I did and my uncle
Chris just shrugged his shoulders. When I told my dad this, he said
"Yeah..." My dad and all of my uncles talk dumb.
Uncle Rob
My uncle Rob is scary.
Uncle Rob is loud and big. He always has people sleeping at his house
int the day time. They are dirty and smell funny. It is also
smokey. I think They are drunk. Once I had to go to the bathroom,
but there was someone sleeping in the bathtub. I told my uncle Rob
and he told me to go anyways. I told my mom and I do not go there
anymore.
Uncle Al & Aunt Cathy
My uncle Al is funny.
Me and Aunt Cathy like to make fun of him. When he eats he always
gets "itis". He always falls asleep at the table half way through
his lunch and dinner. He always has his head back and mouth open.
Once me and my aunt Cathy put stuff in his mouth when he was sleeping.
It was funny. Once, uncle Al fell asleep in his spaghetti and had
sauce all over his face. Aunt Cathy likes to tell me stories.
But sometimes her stories change everytime she tells them to me.
Part 4 coming next update
Subject: Read me.
I've been sent by a greater
power to send you a message. Shaun (whos my and
as it turns out to b e everybody
eleses friend ) would rather have me not
say anythihg. But
see, some would say im slightly intoxicated right now
comning out of wine class,
but its acutally a moment of clarity. The
message im going to deliver
is of great inmportance. Shaun would =rahter
have me not. He's
an oppresor of virtue and truth. Who i am? It doesn't
matter. im just teh
messagenr. Save the children. Save the babies. Ask
yourself the questiuon:
What will you do? What will your life mean when
its all said and done?
imagine if flowers wont bloom. if bells stop
ringing. they have.
Will you have worked to save the world? save the
children? Save uyoreself?
If everydays a struggle, how can you stop the
suffering if you cant stop
living? save the children. save the babies.
Friend of everybody but
not going out like Willy Lump Lump
XChin ZexterY