Meet the Triumvirate

"Wow!" I can hear you saying. "These people must be really strange (but strangely, really cool) to put all of this time into a fan site for Ivan Dudynsky. I wonder what they're really like." Look no further, mortal. Here's everything you ever wanted to know about the Triumvirate, but were afraid to ask...and might still wish you hadn't.


This is us when we have a little too much sugar, a little too much Roundhouse, a little too much Newsies, a little too much caffeine, or some conglomeration of these.

Here are some cool facts about each of us:

Jess

What do I do for the Triumvirate? Various and sundry computing chores such as graphics, really sick humor, and long-winded rants.

My hobbies: Writing, sketch comedy, the web, sign stealing, listening to Elvis Costello, melting things in the microwave, and radio.

Favorite actor: Geoffrey Blake. Tim Robbins is a close second.

Favorite actress: Amanda Plummer, Jodie Foster, Glenn Close

Favorite movies: Forrest Gump, Singin' in the Rain, The Purple Rose of Cairo, The Big Chill, Star Wars Trilogy, Contact, and I think I'm supposed to say Newsies.

Favorite television shows: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, ABC's World News Now, Blue's Clues, Roundouse, and Whose Line is it Anyway?.

Recommeded books: The Stand by Stephen King, She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb, A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Oddkins by Dean Koontz...OK, pretty much anything by any of these authors.

Favorite music: Elvis Costello, Duran Duran, Paul McCartney, Joan Armatrading, and a wide variety of new music that I dig out of the free bin in the radio station.

Favorite way to be destructive: Stealing interesting signs and Chick tracts from public places.

Favorite color: Purple and gunmetal grey. I have three sweaters in each color.

Can often be seen eating: Tastykakes, Instant Oatmeal, Macaroni and Cheese, and Ruby Red Squirt (usually not all at the same time)

Why Ivan need not fear me: I'm already committed to stalking ABC news correspondent Anderson Cooper and random actor Geoffrey Blake.

Other things that people should know:Elvis Costello loves me. He said so during his set at Mixfest on October 10, 1998. That and the first perfromance of my improv troupe (that I founded and direct) are the highlights of 1998 for me.


Jenna

What do I do for the Triumvirate?: I'm the SurveyMistress, Web Custodian, Email answerer, and basically The Normal One. On the whole...not much. None of us do... Ahem, I didn't mean that.

My hobbies: Writing, Reading, Riding, Sleeping, and Surfing the Web.

Favorite actor: Other than Ivan? Rob Lowe... and yes, that's sad.

Favorite actress: Minnie Driver

Favorite movies: the Stand, St. Elmo's Fire, Dead Poet's Society, Pretty in Pink

Favorite television shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, MST3K

Recommended books: Fluff. The Angel of Darkness (Caleb Carr), If Tomorrow Comes (Sidney Sheldon), Neverwhere (Neil Gaiman), The Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett), Echoes (Maeve Binchy

Favorite music: Cranberries, Gershwin and musicals.

Favorite way to be destructive: By baking. Have you ever seen a kitchen with everything _out_ of the drawers?

Favorite color: Hunter Green and Cranberry

Can often be seen eating: Tastykakes, Coke, Clearly Canadian, Pickles, and Oreo Brownies

Why Ivan need not fear me: Cause I'm the normal one.

Other things you should know about me: I think Eeyore is the coolest character in "Winnie the Pooh." And think you should read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Oh, and Anne McCaffery. And probably Maeve Binchy, too. And Francine Prose, if you get a chance. And there's probably some others too, but, well, start with these...


Ali

What do I do for the Triumvirate?: Lately I've been the Premier Updater(tm). Usually I'm the one that finds all the truly bizarre ways to tie Ivan into truly weird things, like the Swedish Chef.

My hobbies: Writing, reading, oil painting, playing Acrophobia and #riskybus, watching movies

Favorite actor: Gabriel Byrne. There is no other.

Favorite actress: Hmm. Can't really think of a favorite.

Favorite Movies: The Usual Suspects, Star Wars trilogy, any with the Brat Pack, The Happiest Millionaire, Clue...

Favorite television shows: The Monkees, ER, the X-Files, Scooby Doo, Match Game (Game Show Network rules!)

Recommended books: To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee; Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman; Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins; Don't Stop the Carnival by Herman Wouk

Favorite music: The Monkees, James Lee Stanley, Beatles, Billy Joel, Elton John, Broadway stuff, Jimmy Buffett

Favorite way to be destructive: Setting landspeed records for completely trashing Jenna's living room. We've got this down to a science.

Favorite color: Purple

Can often be seen eating: Tastykakes, Diet Pepsi, Hershey's Kisses, hard salami, nachos (definitely not all at the same time!)

Why Ivan need not fear me: Because I'm harmless, really I am. And I'm already spending all my scary stalker energies on someone else (just kidding...about the scary part, anyway.)

Other things that you should know about me: The Monkees rule, Duke Men's Basketball is #1!, my favorite animal is the squirrel, the Force is strong with this one, I've been known to dance like a yak in heat, and I'm going to shut up now before I embarrass myself further.

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