The Man is forcing me to put his advertisements up. Power to the People.


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First things first. As many of you know, Mr.T has been diagnosed with lymphoma, a particularly serious form of cancer. We expect that Mr.T will enter this battle with his trademark strength and tenacity, and wish him the absolute best. This ribbon is available through the Mr. T Galaxy. Please, put one on your page to show your support for Mr.T.

11/6/00:

Boy, haven't been here in a loooong time. I just stopped by to scan my guestbook, and I found out that some moron with a lot of free time and a very tenuous grasp of the English language had cluttered it up with a barrage of jibberish entries (I stopped counting at 25), spanning three days. So, while this clever bandit changed his name three times through the course of his rantings, each message originated from the same domain, predominately from this IP addy: 148.221.192.24. So, here's the deal: If you really want to write insulting messages in my guestbook, go for it . . . But if you total the times of each submittal, this shithead wasted over an hour and a half of his life through his numerous submittals. For your own sake, be concise. One clear, well written insulting message should only take about five minutes to write, and then you'll have that much more time to dedicate to molesting cats or blowing up mailboxes or whatever the fuck you do with your free time. Think next time, Eugen.


Look, if you're on my page right now, looking at the material, saying to yourself, "This is probably gonna piss me off", then just hit the little back button on your broswer and save us all a potential headache. Thanks.


From the "Gee Gheorghe, could you give us an example?" Department:

"For the first time, it was pretty well hard because I don't speak very well English."
--GHEORGHE MURSESAN, 7-foot-7 center for the Washington wizards, on the script for "My Giant," his movie debut with Billy Crystal.

Contributed by Alberto VO5

A helpful tip from the Onion:

NEW FEATURE:

The Official Mr.T2
Of the Month

'Of the Month'-- Hah! Like this ever gets updated . .

It recently occurred to me that there are some criminally strange sites out there (and yes, in light of this page's content, I am completely aware of the bitter irony of that statement). However, I don't mind being a hypocrite if it means that I get to promote pages like these-- which, if they were human, would "ride the special bus", if you catch my meaning.

Well, I take that back. Some of these, like 'The Dialectizer' and 'Mullets Galore', are genuinely cool sites.

And now:
Mullets Galore

Well, Chris the Parade Kid is going to have to wait a little while . . . because we've got mullets. For those of you who have never seen a hockey game, porno, or episode of 'Saved By The Bell' (more specifically: a certain character by the name of A.C. Slater), the mullet is a hair style, which, by all logic, should have gone into extinction sometime near the end of the 80's. Yet it persists . . . in many, many different forms. Check this wonderful site out for more information.