There's nothing we at S.Y.L.S.A. love more than looking at stupid,
useless stuff for hours on end. Ironically, making it
ourselves just adds to the fun even more.

Listen to the
S.Y.L.S.A. SONG
[Cheesy song provided by Clarke]

He's
SHAFT!
[Drawing provided by Shelly and Flo]

If you have a useless idea
you'd like to make additionally useless on this page,
submit it.