It is a dark and stormy night. The rain is pouring down. JAKE is sitting in his lounge watching Cartoon Network

JAKE: Stuff this. Seen it before. When are they gonna release new episodes?

Suddenly, a cartoon-eqsue light bulb appears above JAKE's head.

JAKE: I've got it! I'll write scripts myself, at least until the new episodes come out.

And thus, it was so. Here's some of the better scripts that have been released from the primordial-soup like state of Script evolution. I hope you enjoy reading them a lot more than I enjoyed writing them (because I didn't).