A LOOK THROUGH THE ROCKS EYES

How’s that feel you dead piece of trash? The Rock doesn’t care if you’re from hell. You’ve never hit Rock Bottom before. They’re ready for it. The crowd wants the goosebumps. Here it comes. The most electrifying move in sports-entertainment. Somebody’ll catch that pad. The Rock wonders what they’ll do with it. Hit this and it’s over. Oh you wanna get up? Sit back down dead man. The Rock’s got him. Now it’s time to get him to the casket and there’s that jabroni Triple H. Figures he’d show his roody poo candy ass down here sooner or later. The Rock’s gotta get the jump on him. But what about the Und…Damn it! The Rock walked right into this chokeslam! The Rock’s smarter than that. The Rock’s got an idea. You want a weapon Shane McMahon? The Rock’ll show you a weapon. How’s ten pounds of plaster upside your head feel Phenom? Where’s Triple H? And of course Shane and the jungle bitch have to show up. The Rock better get to the outside to keep an eye on everyone. The Rock’s got Taker down so The Rock should yeah, how’s that feel Triple H? Just a piece of what The Rock’s gonna do this Sunday at Ov…oh no! Right in the People’s Jewels. The Rock can’t breathe. My stomach feels like it’s gonna fall out. Who hit me? The Rock thought the Undertaker was down. How’s The Rock supposed to defeat four people? The Rock can’t watch everyone. The Rock can’t move. The Rock can’t breath

BANG!

Forget about the People’s Jewels what the hell was that? Did The Rock’s arm fall off? Has The Rock been shot? Why is The Rock’s cast ripped in half? Triple H has a sledgehammer. What’s he thinking? The Rock’s gotta get out of this. But how? The Rock needs to feel The Rock’s arm to make sure it’s still there. Here comes the Undertaker. Take a swing. Run. Kick. Do something. The Rock can’t move his body. Is The People’s Arm still there? Where’s the sledgehammer? What’s he doing now? He’s got The Rock’s arm but The Rock can’t feel a thing. The Rock wants to fight back but can’t. He’s crushing The Rock’s arm but The Rock don’t feel a thing. It’s all so numb right now. How can The Rock get out of this? The Rock can’t take on both of them. What are they doing? Where is The Rock? Why is it all dark? The Rock can’t see a thing. The Rock must be in the casket. At least it’s all over. What’s that? Is that Shane? Figures that pansy would help out now. Is People’s Arm still attached? Lock what? At least it’s over. The Rock still hears them. Shouldn’t they have left by now? What the hell is going on up there? Did this just flip over? What the hell is going on? The Rock’s arm hurts. Someone is going to pay for this.

BANG!

What the hell is that? Who is…

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Where are they throwing this casket? What is it getting that sledgehammer.

BANG! BANG!

Is someone punching The Rock in the face? Quick. Cover The Rock’s face. The Rock can’t move The Rock’s arm. The People’s Arm is numb. Use the other arm to protect your face. The rest of The Rock’s body aches. Where are they taking The Rock? What are they doing up there? The Rock can’t breathe. It’s so dark in here. How’s The Rock gonna get out. The Rock has to punch a way out of here.

BANG!

There’s some light. He ripped through this casket with the sledgehammer. Someone’s gonna pay. The Rock’s body is numb. Did the People’s Arm fall off? How’s The Rock gonna get out of here. Someone will pay.

BANG!

Did they throw The Rock off the ledge? What’s goin’ on? Someone will pay. Someone will…. Imagine if you really were in The Rock’s situation. Would you be able to wait to get your hands on Triple H? Neither can The Great One. The Rock has vowed to Federation officials that he will be in Kansas City this Sunday to take on Hunter. Triple H may have already said that their match on Sunday at Over The Edge has nothing to do with three counts, but after what happened this week, you’d have to believe the feeling is mutual.