THE "Y" FILES
The Truth is out there.
(so quit wasting your time here)
send me mail at: jyarza1@hotmail.com
since 2/5/99
updated 3/21/00
Welcome to the least visited page in the history of the internet. I had a counter but it atrophied and then disapperared from disuse. This page was launched over a year ago and this is the first update it is undergoing. Its original purpose was to waste time (both mine and yours) while discussing absolutely nothing. The situation this time is urgent. I have a very important exam in week and thus I found it necessary to update my useless homepage immediately. Those of you who know me are no doubt shocked that I am procrastinating in such a blatantly irresponsible manner. "That's not like you!" you might be exclaiming. Not to worry . I have developed a fail-safe plan to pass my upcoming exam but I am not at liberty to divulge that information to you. Let's just say that it involves micro-video technology mounted on reading glasses (often used by the CIA , KGB and PETA) and a micro-radio transmitter such as might be used by somebody attempting to cheat on an exam. Oops! See, look what you made me do. Now I have to kill you. If you have accidently become privvy to the above exam plot, please e-meail me both your confession as well as your address and a hit squad will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience.
If you are reading this then you probably already know me but I guess every web page has an "about me" blurb so here it goes.
This is an artist's rendition of the fair city in which I live.
I live right about....here.
Click on the Chicago skyline to go to the Chicago Architecture Foundation's website where you can take a virtual tour of the city.
Click on the links to visit other useful sites about Chicago:
Chicago Mosaic Home Page
Chicago Web
Centerstage
City-life.com/chicago/
Chicago Transit Authority
This is my school. If you're reading this then you probably already know that. Click on the UIC logo to read really bad song parodies about UIC.
