Name: Mordred Bathory Age: Eternal Turn-Ons: Paint Thinner & Moldy Couches Bio: As a child, Mordred drank a lot of chemicals from around the house... which for some unknown reason, gave him ... that blue glow you see over there. And with this gift of neon skin, he decided to... play music and stuff. Huhuuhuh.. and score.. hhuhuhuhuh... don't forget score. Mordred like... plays things with strings and stuff.. and uhhh... things with keys.. like... Rapmaster Keyboards... huhuhuhuhhhuhuhuh... poop... POOP!

Name: Azrael Abyss Age: 250 Turn-Ons: Pocket Protectors & The Word "Lemur" Bio: Born with no legs... this master of Playdoh™ Sculpture overcame all odds as a child, from being called "No Legs" to being called "Guy With No Legs". After attaining a pair of slender, sexy legs from a mannequin in Bootlegger... he was off to take over the world. With the perfected technique of playing the triangle and the cowbell with his teeth... this was one man made for a life of sassy-sounding music.