What Would You Do

IF DUCHOV CAME TO YOUR HOUSE?

The Original TallulahLand Survey

Ding Dong!

You glance out the peep-hole and who of all gosh-darn people are loitering on your lawn but our very own Duchov'! And he's looking to come inside, to get to know you, to eat your Special K and take Fido on a walk. That's right, he wants to be your roomy. How would you handle it? Take this survey and waste a lot of time!

1. So if you two are gonna be roomies you'll need nicknames for each other. Duchov' calls you "pookey." You call him:

a. "David Du'" b. "D-Battery" (cause he can fit one up his nose, don't-cha-know) c. the French "Da-veed" d. "Dave" e. "Ave" f. "Avid" g. "DeDe" h. "Mr. Du"

2. Where will Duchov' sleep?

a. your bed b. your bed c. your bed d. your bed e. your bed f. your bed g. your sock drawer

3. So there you are with your very own Mr. Du...now what? He's content to stare at the wall, but you've got other plans:

In the morning you:

Make him breakfast
Make him make you breakfast
Go out to breakfast
Skip breakfast and go sing showtunes at the piano

In the afternoon you:

Go shopping and make Duchov' buy you alot of stuff...because by-god he can afford it.
Go to the clinique counter and pick out Duchov's colors.
Rent Titanic and comfort Duchov' when Jack dies.
Frolic in the garden with the morning dew and the flower fairies.
Lie naked side-by-side soaking up the afternoon rays.

In the evening you:

Make Duchov' a romantic candle light dinner.
Pull down all the blinds on the windows and act out scenes from "The Wizard of Oz" (Duchov demands to be Dorothy).
Make prank phone calls to Téa Leoni.

After 8 o'clock you:

Watch UPN and hit the hay.
Read poetry aloud by candlelight.
Tuck Duchov' in nice and comfy and sing lullabys till he drifts off into Fairy-Duchov'-Land.
Or...uh...well, you know...

Do you like David's top or bottom lip better?

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