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> **** 4 STARS > ======================= > THE DEVON CHRONICLE > ======================= > FRIDAY, MAY 29, 1998 > ----------------------- > INSIDE: > * STUFF! > * EDITORIAL by DEV IN CALIFORNIA > * 2 TOP 10 LISTS by DEV IN CALIFORNIA > * DEEP THOUGHTS > +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ > EDITORIAL > by DEV IN CALIFORNIA > Well, I hope you all enjoyed yesterday's "BLAST FROM THE > PAST". I thought everyone would like reading the first Top 10 > lists that ARCY IV ever posted on this board. They sure bring back > memories for me. What about you? > Speaking of ARCY, he wasn't able to post THE ARCY PRESS for yesterday. > Do I know what happened no, but we are working hard to find out. I > would assume that something big came up that prevented him from posting > it. DION also appears to be missing, but he did say he wanted to quit > THE MM CHRONAPRESS so perhaps he left the board. I donot know? > One more item, sad news about Phil Hartman, he was very funny. > > +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ > THE DEVON CHRONICLE 2 TOP 10 LISTS YES! > TODAYS FIRST TOP 10 LIST FROM DEV IN CALIFORNIA-- > THE TOP 10 REASONS THAT KNIGHT RIDER WAS LIKE THE DUKES OF HAZZARD- > > 10. People liked to try and steal both cars. > 9. Both last names are in the title of the show (Knight and Duke). > > 8. Sometimes VERY corny. > 7. GAPING plot holes. > 6. Both of the cars had names. > 5. Lots of debate over who were the main characters (Bo and Luke > vs. General Lee, Michael vs. KITT). > 4. Both ran in the early 80s. > 3. Car chases. > 2. They both involved fast cars. > 1. They both involved fast women. > TODAYS SECOND TOP 10 LIST FROM DEV IN CALIFORNIA-- > THE TOP 10 REASONS THAT KNIGHT RIDER WAS NOT LIKE THE DUKES OF > HAZZARD- > 10. KITT wasn't orange. > 9. KITT's doors actually worked. > 8. Michael wasn't a hoosier. > 7. KITT could talk. > 6. No fat men. > 5. Bonnie was more modest. > 4. KITT was state of the art. > 3. Knight Rider actually had some sensible dialogue. > 2. There were paved roads in Knight Rider. > 1. Bonnie's a LOT prettier than Cooter. > +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ > ADVERTISEMENTS FROM OUR SPONSORS > ====================== > THE ARCY PRESS > READ THE ARCY PRESS whenever it resumes production. Okay? > ====================== > ====================== > THE MM CHRONAPRESS.... BY The Poster formerly known as Monster > Mycl > Is probably now dead. > *Authorized user of HAHAHAHAHO(R) and HAOHAOHAOHAO(R)! > ====================== > ====================== > DR Field and Brush Mower! > A revolutionary new way to cut grass. Goes where an ordinary > mower can't. Effective against porcupines. BUY one today! > ====================== > +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ > DEEP THOUGHTS! > +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ > Remember that episode with Ann Turkel, the woman in GOLIATH, > where they ripped KITT's cpu out and Bonnie stuck him in a portable > TV? Well, from that episode we can surmise that "the essense > of KITT" (his main cpu) can be removed from the Trans Am, and > both the cpu and car can function independently. Without a cpu, the > car had no sentience (sp?). It was no longer "alive". Someone > could have made a new cpu and placed it into the Trans Am body. > Now, in Trust Doesn't Rust,the first KARR ep, Devon, talking > about KARR, says that KITT is a DUPLICATE car, except for the programming > about preserving human life. Now, that programming would have to have > been in KITT's cpu, which was successfully removed from the Knight > 2000 body. > This is why Devon and Bonnie's explanation for why they had to > make another car doesn't make sense. All they would have had to do > to change KARR is trash the bad cpu, if in fact KITT was made EXACTLY > the same way as KARR! > I suppose to make it all fit, you could say that KARR knew something > when he kept saying KITT was "an inferior line production model". > Perhaps KARR's cpu was more closely integrated with the Trans Am than > KITT was. Or not. > -------------------- > IN MONDAYS PRINTING OF THE DEVON CHRONICLE- > * DAILY Editorial by DEV IN CALIFORNIA > * Mystery Top ?? list > * DEEP THOUGHTS yes! > * More fun than throwing porcupines at a bug zapper! > ==================================================================== > > THE DEVON CHRONICLE is NOT affiliated with the town of DEVONSVILLE. > > (C)1998 DEV IN CALIFORNIA > Cheerio! > DEV > Heres that picture you can use for traget practice!

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