The Flush System

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Effective Sunday, February 20, 2000 I perfected the ratings system. Here is the explanation. Shows are judged from one to ten Flushes. 10 Flushes means that this episode was phenomenal. There are only three to four episodes of this caliber every season. Only the best shows that are the very best of their shows can get 10 Flushes. 9 to 8 Flushes: A great episode of a great show. I was moved and touched. I maybe even cried. I deffinitely thought about issues the show brought up. 7 to 6 Flushes was either a pretty good episode of a great show or a really good episode of a mediocre show. The show may have lacked an ideal pace or the acting may have been off. Or the show was pretty good but just was not great. 5 Flushes This show was barely worth watching. I was not disappointed, but I deffinitely would have wished for better. No chance that I cried, but maybe I got a minor case of the goosebumps or laughed a little. 4 to 3 Flushes Bad acting and bad script are the signals of this episode. It's only distinguishing factor was that I related to the characters so I did not hate the show. Or maybe I felt a commitment to the show that prevented me from totally hating the show. 2 or 1 Flushes Worthless, valueless. If a show gets more than three of these in a season, then the show deserves cancellation. I hope you appreciate my ratings. Remember that this scale is effective as of Sunday February 20, 2000.