| 9 Prime Directive? We don't need no stinking Prime Directive! 8 It will be revealed that the new captain is one of Mudd's Women. 7 The original script named the captain Ginger, and the first mate Gilligan. 6 Delta Quadrant, there goes the neighborhood. 5 It's just another claim on the Starfleet Shipyards. 4 The new first officer (Native American and former terrorist just found out the captain is a descendant of Custer. 3 The holographic doctor is a leftover from the Clinton healthcare plan. 2 They might get home. Remember what happened the last time a craft named Voyager came home (it spawned a terrible movie . 1 The defense systems are controlled by a Pentium processor.
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