| How to kill The Short People first
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| How do you kill the short people first? Nobody knows - but this page might teach you.
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Not to be confused with this Cage
| This is the main trap
for the short
people.
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(image: The Cage)
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Some people are put into the cage - then nasty things are done to the short people first. Hahahahaha.
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Some examples of trapped people (tall and short)
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Click here for an animation of the laser in operation...Laser courtesy of Shadow Tech. Inc. - makers of large animated gifs for the masses...
The laser will, of course, have to have some kind of advanced computer targetting system. I wonder who'll sell me one...
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Essentially, you put the cage into some huge container - then fill it with water. The short people drown. The tall people live. honest.
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| This page is just a joke! You should not try anything like this at home, outside, abroad or even in outer space.
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