Height of smartness - Indian MALAYALI version
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..A family in Kerala was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived
from the Gulf . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so
tightly sqeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it. When they
opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows :
Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother's body to you , since it was her wish that she
should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kerala. Sorry ,I
could not come along, becuase it is increment time. You will find inside the
coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese,10 packets of chocolates and 4
packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Amma's feet you will
find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Biju. Also,there are 2 pairs of
shoes for Lijju's and Ammanni's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.Amma is
wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Biju and the others are for
my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is
wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that minju wanted is on Amma's left
wrist. Tangamma Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you
asked for. Please take them.The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must
be divided among my teenager nephews.
Yours affectionately,
Meenu
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a
hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." ; "Don't
walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not
lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
With Lot's of Luv,
C. JOSEPH FRANCIS.
Note: (He is a hardcore mallu)