Make no mistake.
I lay down the rules here.
I'm assuming... and I think I may have made an ass of myself.

Considering the fact that I may very well be wrong in my assumption that you've come here for the rules of play, I'm telling you now, that's where you are. Sit back, get out your reading glasses and let's see if we can't make sense of this nonsense. Rules are as follows:

1. Being that I do roleplay some adult situations, I would greatly appreciate honesty when it comes to age of consent. I'm -very thankfully- not your mother and I certainly am not going to ask for your credit card number before we start. Please be honest. I don't want you to have to go without my wonderful play -....yeah- just because you were a half-wit and told me a lie or a half truth or whatever you want to call it.

God hates people who lie, and so do I.
Liars go to hell.

1B. If you couldn't tell those last two sentances were in sheer mockery of the thing called "organized" religion, I don't think we should continue to see eachother.
Moving on...

2. To play is to put up with me. I don't care if you've got your hand on Mr. Happy rearin' to go, if you do something that's completely unacceptable, I'm gone. Most of the time, yes, I'll give you a warning but if you give me good enough reason, yes, I'll just disappear. I have the right to do that.

3. If you've got a SL/Post in mind, feel free to start. Do, however, keep in mind the information provided in profiles and on the websites while posting. You won't find Angie in a church, and you won't find Serenity in the mall. Please read the webs, I will not compromise my RP to give you the chance to whack Mr. Happy.

3B. If there is no reason for my character to like yours, you're basically shit out of luck. Some are finickey, some aren't but if you choose one or the other, be prepared for the chance that they'll look at your character and say "uh... no!" No whining. Jessicas have been known to attack with little provocation.

4. If you whine about wanting a different, less hedonistic and/or more "interesting" character, suggest what you'd like but do not expect me to make a completely new character for you and remember exactly how you want her. You've seen the list, this is your warning. It's up there with pictures and bios so that *I* can remember all fo them correctly... not just so you can browse.

5. If your version of "interesting" doesn't fit mine, don't whine.

6. Whiners go to hell

7. There is no real post limit. I don't expect a Dickens novel -PLEASE NO!- but then again, I would like some substance. I fyou can be succinct while using the descriptive words needed, feel free. One to two boxes should be just fine. I can follow your lead and fill up five boxes, talk you to death and bore you to tears, but that's no fun for anyone and it takes forever to do well and I get bored reading it all.

8. Do not roleplay my character for me. She's mine, I get to do it. I get to decided how strong or weak she is and more importantly, I get to decide whether or not she likes you. . . If you're into making twists in the storyline, that's fine.

9. My profiles may be vague. Most of the pages aren't. I'm blunt. If you have a question, ask or you'll never know.

10. If you do have a question, let me know. E-mail is here.... you can contact me almost 24-7 on the AOL SN: Tangibleextacy.