Miss Ye Shin "She's a modern woman"
				Such a lovely miniature of the perfect woman. Strides that befit a creature of great prowess guarded against any feigned diminutive manner. She was only as large as she thought she was and indeed, the woman carried herself as if she were ten feet tall. Mistress to few, slave to fewer, Ye Shin was her own woman and there was nothing left to question about that. Shoulder-length coal black tresses interrupted the lovely high cheekbones and the slightly almond shaped eyes of this beauty of the Orient. How had she come so far and been so successful? She had a mind for business, and should you choose to deal with her, you should as well. There were very few circumstances where lascivious thoughts interrupted the number-crunching monster inside. Though she harbors a deep love for beauty and the better things in life, she knows it's the hard work that she abhors which allows her to gain that which she truly desires. That in mind, lest you be part of her plan, recognize that this little woman is soully focused on her goals... Might you be part? Perhaps...but more than likely you're in the way of that golden apple, my friend. Prepare to be used and gently motioned aside. The woman never had the time to bother with such trivial things as men or sex... well almost never. It all depends, really, Dear. Would you prove interesting enough to capture her attention from the unattainable? Ususally not, but there is always an exeption to the rule, she'd learned that early enough in life. . . but there were very few things she'd just settle for, whether business or men. Care to be the exception? Give us a try.
You see her sitting with her coffee and her paper With her high top sneakers of italian design With a long cool stare she aggravates the tension Makes up her face while she makes up her mind Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual What if she figures out you're not very smart Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal Boy, you got to get it settled Cause she's breaking your heart Don't try to put on an act You can't do that to a modern woman And you're an old fashioned man She understands the things you're doin' She's a modern woman She looks sleek and she seems so professional She's got a lot of confidence, it's easy to see You want to make a move But you feel so inferior Cause under that exterior Is someone who's free She's got style and she's got her own money So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm She's got the eyes that make you realize She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm You've got your plan of attack That won't attract the modern woman Whe you're an old fashioned man She understands the things you're doin' She's a modern woman Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment She says she loves you but she doesn't know why In the morning she leaves you with your coffee and your paper It's a strange situation for an old fashioned guy But times have changed Things are not the same, baby You overcame such a bad attitude Rock and roll just used to be for kicks And nowadays it's politics And after 1986 what else could be new You got to learn to relax And face the facts of modern woman And you're an old fashioned man She understands the things you're doin' She's a modern woman" (lyrics by Billy Joel)